Hi, my name is ThisIsGiraffe and I'm addicted to dark humor. Also I like Dogs way more than Cats because cats are just assholes \_(ツ)_/¯
Hi, my name is ThisIsGiraffe and I'm addicted to dark humor. Also I like Dogs way more than Cats because cats are just assholes \_(ツ)_/¯
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Especially, with that username
Handgelina Jolie
I like my women like I like my beer too. Cold and in the freezer
Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again
She's either driving with her knees, or she's just not touching the wheel and the road is straight
*in Kermit's voice* "Hey fuck you man"
I don't get it either, I see nothing wrong with a 7 foot tall woman
For the first few seconds I thought it was hanging off the edge of a cliff
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Amouranth or something like that, she does a lot of asmr, probably a twitch rerun of her on right now
Huh I didn't know that, well now you know
He at'ed you in the 3rd edit, but idk when that was
It looks so real, what was this drawn with?
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. I've yet to meet someone who can outsmart bullet
"Must oil mother soon... get all the hard to reach places..."
Espresso for the depresso
Solid username
It's a reference to Kerbal Space Program
That joke was well done
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That's so good I gotta stand back and appreciate tit
entitties
I'm so slippery and slithery
Oh no I'm not getting my dick stuck in that thing again
The cake is a lie
It's a shame you commented so late, you're not going to get the upvotes you deserve
So long as what happened to Teen Titans doesn't happen to SpongeBob I'm okay with it
If anyone's actually wondering, I think he meant rooster boner, as in morning wood
We have two dogs and anytime someone tries to pet one of them, the other will wedge in between trying to get some scritches too