106 pts · June 16, 2017
Or Bob’s Burgers
But are you single?
TECHNICALLY it was a Bull ray ya plebeian
Highly recommend you watch the Ghost Hunters Episode with him in it. For the record, I bet he’s clean af and smells like goddamn sunshine.
“Short pants”
You and your pup are simply adorable.
Wicked
Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun probably at the bottom of the ocean.
It’s ignorant to assume all students fortunate enough to receive financial help from their parents yield a sense of entitlement.
Nothing is wrong with living with your parents. *Something is wrong with taking advantage of your parent’s love and hospitality.
I roam the city in a shopping cart.
my brain hurts. send assistance.
Our Lawyers made us change the name of this song so we wouldn’t get sued, mom.
Amazon!!
Is...is he single?
Rule of thumb - if you don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with you
*whips you with car antenna*
I had it done in 2011. If you ever want to chat to ease your nerves I'm here for ya!
You single?...asking for a friend
Le Cirque in Vegas has this chocolate dissolving orb thing
Umm...yea I'd bank on $300 bare minimum per session, $100 would literally cover the cost of turning the machine on
Or Bob’s Burgers
But are you single?
TECHNICALLY it was a Bull ray ya plebeian
Highly recommend you watch the Ghost Hunters Episode with him in it. For the record, I bet he’s clean af and smells like goddamn sunshine.
“Short pants”
You and your pup are simply adorable.
Wicked
Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun probably at the bottom of the ocean.
It’s ignorant to assume all students fortunate enough to receive financial help from their parents yield a sense of entitlement.
Nothing is wrong with living with your parents. *Something is wrong with taking advantage of your parent’s love and hospitality.
I roam the city in a shopping cart.
my brain hurts. send assistance.
Our Lawyers made us change the name of this song so we wouldn’t get sued, mom.
Amazon!!
Amazon!!
Is...is he single?
Rule of thumb - if you don't fuck with them, they don't fuck with you
*whips you with car antenna*
I had it done in 2011. If you ever want to chat to ease your nerves I'm here for ya!
You single?...asking for a friend
Le Cirque in Vegas has this chocolate dissolving orb thing
Umm...yea I'd bank on $300 bare minimum per session, $100 would literally cover the cost of turning the machine on