TheyCallMeRoy

8851 pts ยท December 23, 2016


Most homes have plenty of dangerous things and kids are little suicide machines. It's up to the parents to protect kids from themselves.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hey that's my wife! Yeah? And this is ME!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck them and their oatmeal

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 4

Same. Joined military out of HS. Got bachelor degree using GI Bill. Got house at 29 using VA home loan. Got good job. Haters gonna hate

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their point is still valid...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Straight as the curve in Ashley's penis

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

Even on Sunday?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same! That's why I always make sure to have a game loaded

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I got a wevibe for us to try and hated it. There wasn't enough room for "me" and it. Worst $150 I've ever spent. The concept is cool though

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or the bus driver from Billy Madison

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're waging biological warfare. Plot twist: on themselves

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

never underestimated the intense indoctrination since knowing that asshat. That kind of sight was not uncommon down there. Fuck "the south"

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I lived in near Charleston, SC in the 90s. My neighbor had a superduty with "the south will rise again" painted artistically on it. I've 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ryan Homes built my brother's house and the pillars by the front door are misaligned to their foundation by about 3". No he didn't notice

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

and pointed out just about every flaw to me as I was ogling them once in place. I didn't notice any of them an I was looking over every inch

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So true. My dad built my son's crib and dresser/changing table. It's some of the finest furniture I've ever owned. He spent months building

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Popcorn time is an app and it's legit. Movies/shows are streamed via p2p just like a torrent. I highly recommend at least looking into it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

British slang/slander is amazing. As an American I just have to call people dick heads, assholes, etc. So boring

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Anecdotal evidence is rarely permitted in the court of imgur

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Groot or some shit yeah?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Gnarly ?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I forgot 'Aborigines' is kind of a racist term now so sorry about that. I should have said indigenous people.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

call the local pd and tell them where and then continue on. They treat those people like animals it's pretty fucked.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was stationed in Alice Springs and was told the Aborigines would sometimes sleep on the roads and if I accidentally hit one to just 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's mating season and I live near a large forest. Can confirm.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pay for a VPN (like $80/year) and use popcorn time. Once these shitheads pull their movies/shows off of netflix/Hulu, it's pirate time.Fuk'm

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like to watch baby sensory videos whilst tripping balls. They're so innocent and pleasant they make the trip insanely smooth and happy

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had all of these buried in the depths of my closet for years I must be rich

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0