TheyCallMeCaptainAmerica

35075 pts ยท January 31, 2013


People really do call me Captain America. Message me if you're a curious fucker.

All of these require a wide angle lens to see the composition of the stairs. Anything with longer focal length would crop too much out.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

How old will you be!?!?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I get the slightest impression this may be from that art form 'hentai' or whatever the kids these day are into...

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

#3 seems like it might be a bit premature.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

She still is definitely one of those things.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Hey thanks man.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Isn't it Breaking Bad?

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

The planet isn't. But every living species on Earth is. We aren't just killing ourselves. We're killing everything.

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

How did you do that timelapse? What was your setup?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you do?

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's strange how as I first started reading the red lobster part I imagined my home town location. Only to realize that's where this was....

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck man that's exactly what I thought. That's the damn billy bumbler

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Show me what you got

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No one said shit about Christianity. You picked that one out yourself. Maybe look into it

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 15

@op what is the song?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh... OKAY. JESUS.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This is win win I'd be all for.

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I literally did not know there was a gif of this.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

They were retrieved within seconds.

6 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 4

After the victim leaves the water and appears fine. It's why lifeguards observe active victims a minimum 30min after rescue. Even if 2/3

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 10

It's where the water accidentally inhaled underwater seeps into your lungs and slowly asphyxiates. Usually occurs as late as an hour 1/2

6 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 11

That was the point

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Esplain

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cliffhanger

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hey bud, jokes are funny, even if the thing they're based on isnt. Remember, 'thing' maybe not funny. Jokes about 'thing' = funny.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don't waste your life on it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What dis from?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Cool as a cucumber

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I met him at Central Market once. Dude still has the dreads.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0