22433 pts ยท January 29, 2013
I like to laugh. Mostly at myself.
I know what I know.
*foot ????
Nooooo! Don't WANNA live next to Texas! ????
RUN AWAY!
How many of the comments are -1? There's a script you can run that takes a point off of every comment.
Yep! But, um...'brake' check.
You're goddamn skippy he is!
My reaction when. MFW=my face when. TIL=today I learned. FTW=for the win, but I like to think it means Fuck The World.
Forward, child, forward! Never straight!
I am so sorry, but the phrase 'intensive purposes' is actually 'for all intents and purposes.' Nice post, though. +1
Just once, wouldn't you love to hear him say it?
My ex had one trained to jump from anywhere into his arms. Also, fetch.
Some of us are more like 'OH, SHIT, STAY AWAY, I MIGHT BE OVULATING!'
Grocery store near my house advertises, "You can't beat our meat!" >_<
Also, apparently, the 'horn' was what folks used to call an erection. Thanks, Google!
Ever been around a billy goat? Randy little bastards...with horns.
In my house, the bath has tile walls, which steam up during showers and glue TP to wall. That's why, for me.
Saw a reporter the other day named 'Anna Lee', spelled...Annaly. WHY, MAMA?
Also...http://i.giphy.com/66r2Yxv4APr8Y.gif
BURN IT! Life's too short to go back to shitty situations. Break out the inner napalm and cinderize that mofo.
I think Mel Brooks will whoop cyber-dude's ass! GO, MEL!
Shots fired!
Ate chili while watching open heart surgery. I'm bad-ass!
Sometimes. There's no exception to the rule.
A little peroxide, or Clorox 2 if colored sheets. Wash as usual.
This is known as 'comics' or 'anime'. Someone draws tiny people or animals, set with a story, and sometimes animate them into a 'cartoon.'
Trolololol!
Ta, big guy!
She did, after a double mastectomy to remove breast cancer. :(
Highligh...I'm sorry, what?
I know what I know.
*foot ????
Nooooo! Don't WANNA live next to Texas! ????
RUN AWAY!
How many of the comments are -1? There's a script you can run that takes a point off of every comment.
Yep! But, um...'brake' check.
You're goddamn skippy he is!
My reaction when. MFW=my face when. TIL=today I learned. FTW=for the win, but I like to think it means Fuck The World.
Forward, child, forward! Never straight!
I am so sorry, but the phrase 'intensive purposes' is actually 'for all intents and purposes.' Nice post, though. +1
Just once, wouldn't you love to hear him say it?
My ex had one trained to jump from anywhere into his arms. Also, fetch.
Some of us are more like 'OH, SHIT, STAY AWAY, I MIGHT BE OVULATING!'
Grocery store near my house advertises, "You can't beat our meat!" >_<
Also, apparently, the 'horn' was what folks used to call an erection. Thanks, Google!
Ever been around a billy goat? Randy little bastards...with horns.
In my house, the bath has tile walls, which steam up during showers and glue TP to wall. That's why, for me.
Saw a reporter the other day named 'Anna Lee', spelled...Annaly. WHY, MAMA?
Also...http://i.giphy.com/66r2Yxv4APr8Y.gif
BURN IT! Life's too short to go back to shitty situations. Break out the inner napalm and cinderize that mofo.
I think Mel Brooks will whoop cyber-dude's ass! GO, MEL!
Shots fired!
Ate chili while watching open heart surgery. I'm bad-ass!
Sometimes. There's no exception to the rule.
A little peroxide, or Clorox 2 if colored sheets. Wash as usual.
This is known as 'comics' or 'anime'. Someone draws tiny people or animals, set with a story, and sometimes animate them into a 'cartoon.'
Trolololol!
Ta, big guy!
She did, after a double mastectomy to remove breast cancer. :(
Highligh...I'm sorry, what?