ThereObviouslyIsASpoon

2855 pts · August 23, 2014


Get your head out of your ass.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah. What if the bad guy's actually Jesus.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"To strike an enemy really hard: X + X + O" - Playstation

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed. Almost any westerner can name a oscar winner from last year. Almost none can name a single nobel prize winner from the last 20 years

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Wtf are you guys on about. This is the "main entity" from the game "Osmos"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is not a word in the english language, but it ought to be. It's a twist on alleged. And there are Many allegers around these days. (3/3)

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

He then responded submissively that he had gotten too old to be "påståelig", which roughly translates to something like "alleging". (2/3)

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

My mom was discussing a thing with a family friend, and it came down to opinion/difference of memory. Mom kept insisting she was right (1/2)

7 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Imagine the guitar techniques this could develop.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh good old Benedicta Cumberbatch.. Sister of a famous actor actually..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. The problem is that every term used in the quote are relative terms. So in fact the nature/meaning of the terms are ruled by majority.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

For all the extra thinking-time introverts have, a lot of them seem to be quite prejudice against extroverts.

7 years ago | Likes 237 Dislikes 23

Now: "are those your real teeth? Wow. Nice genes." Future: " 's dat yo real dieck, Boi. Yo sick Blood." ('cause the language is going ugly.)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As contradictory it may seem, your only option here is to grow up.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Especially vague generalizations.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dick pic? So last year. This is obviously Anal Prolapse Pic.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... so I think you got your dictionary a little messed up..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well.. the definition of to "offend" is literally to Discomfort someone...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Probably reposts? I mean, either you made them or you didn't, breh.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

only the *beningin

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Maturity plays a bigger role than intelligence here. Assuming that intelligence and awkwardness necessarily goes hand in hand is childish.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand that is how you contribute to giving your kids modern fetishes..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being on both knees symbolizes more of a 'begging'. This is more of a 'proposal' thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"My 3rd leg is so long that it hits the water when I stand up to pee. I call my right leg my 3rd leg btw, 'cause i count from left to right"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more like the "You kno' da way"-dude

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Modern feminism: Women (and only women) should not be held accountable for their choices if they see fit.

7 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 24

If you can't write 700 words about almost everything, you're lazy af. Loads of people here on imgur writing books about nothing basically...

7 years ago | Likes 565 Dislikes 44

And western people spouting nonsense about carrying all 3 grocery items from car to house to prove something.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only if you're a whore for internet likes. Otherwise you would tell that kid to fucking stop right away.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Perhaps you feel distressed, because you LEFT THE FCKING OVEN ON!!?? GO CHECK TO MAKE SURE!!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0