TheWorldAccordingToAtlas

27718 pts ยท January 7, 2014


I came here to lurk and comment, and I'm all out of comments.

That's Mark Davis and his thoughts toward Oakland.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just like my single mother used to tell me.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then that's not the right natural disaster for you. Don't be afraid to go out there and find the one that does make room for you in their life.

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As a gringo, I for one understand no Portuguese, regardless of accent.

7 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was going to regretfully say JD Vance, as how funny would that be to give it to someone beneath him, but he would just take credit (and most likely the medal too).

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Beats their old method of finding people whose name rhymes with Steve Perry.

7 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

"Put it all on grey."

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Follow him into every public restroom and demand he prove his gender.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Apparently simple counting.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll regret it all the way to reelection.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you see a single set of footprints in the sand, just know that you should make plaster casts.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is time up or are you happy to see me?

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Little man is chuffed.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I knew someone would go there, but I stand by my assertion and spelling.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Eats god awful abhorrent food.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Like that man has ever eaten a pea before.

7 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Let's ask Mr. Towel.

7 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"I got me timber shivered by a floating head, I tell ye."

7 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I've asked the same question. Every post I see about him, I scroll down to find the first person to add an E.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She didn't even eat one Pacman dot.

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Where do you think the dog kept the keys on it?

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The hero we need.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2011 in Fall River, MA, a woman drowned in a public pool. Her body went unnoticed for two days because the pool was so murky the bottom couldn't be seen. Patrons continued to swim. It was finally discovered by some teens that snuck in after hours.

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She didn't see a problem with that. That was accurate.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shock the Lineman." The Peter Gabriel / Glen Campbell mash up we didn't know we needed.

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*1936

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