TheWeirdestBoner

13368 pts ยท March 4, 2012


I am the proud owner of 11 different kinds of nut butter.

I think the bottom is referring to the blade of the knife - the top is near the pointy end, the bottom near the handle.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Did she make or buy the outfit? That's my boyfriend's favorite Harley and I'd like to find one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You rang?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

necessarily get you where you're going any faster, but it reduces back ups and blocking of other streets/exits from a long line of cars /2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's kind of this, yes. It's filling both lanes until the very end, and then taking turns between the lane. Go, merge, go, merge. Doesn't 1/

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

able to go without drama, though I don't think an occasional 2 am "I miss you" text is dramatic. But every few days is probably excessive /2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OK, I think I misunderstood your comment - I was thinking "without any contact" meant no phone/text/email/etc. I agree that you should be 1/

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live three hours from my SO, but we talk every day. It's even more important to talk long-distance, since you don't see each other often.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

See I don't get this. If you're dating/married to someone, why would you go any days with zero contact if you can help it?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He said he thought it might be coming, and the look on my face when he did was highly encouraging. He's amazingly open to new things.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Finally told my boyfriend I wanted to be slapped during sex last weekend. He took to it immediately, no question. SO GREAT.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

And IIIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIII will always love yoooooooOOOOOOoooouuuuu

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, I must be confusing as hell. I type OK for everything. I wonder how many man have been cowering in fear unnecessarily.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's how she gets away with absolutely everything.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not me.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait, you got instructions?!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Twatter.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm so jealous! My cat basically ignores my 75 lb golden. It's better than fighting, but not picture-worthy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zactly. The deed is done in 60 seconds or so, and the other 10 minutes are for internetin'.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

everything is shitty but it still won't go away, and on top of that there's often mild to debilitating pain, exhaustion, and horniness. 4/4

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you're already in a bad mood they become huge deals and can ruin your whole day? It's like that, times one thousand because you know why 3/?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wouldn't care that you got caught in two red lights in a row, got a stain on your shirt, and ran out of your favorite snack, but since 2/?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know how you have those days where you're just in a bad mood, so every little thing that goes wrong is magnified by 10? Normally you 1/?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try every time. Even if it's something fun or exciting, I immediately regret committing myself to anything that's not my couch and Netflix.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Totally. My great-grandma passed away last year at almost 103, and she was completely bedridden in her nursing home, and her mind was gone.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

things I've asked him to do, or important dates, for anything. Meanwhile I forget what he said 2 minutes after it's uttered. 3/3

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

strawberries instead of blueberries?" He remembers every single stupid, unimportant, or mean thing ever said to him, but cannot remember 2/?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DAMN. SO: "Nope. But remember that time 3.5 years ago that you said you preferred blueberries to strawberries but now you chose to have 1/?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me: "Remember our first date?" SO:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Putting in another vote for goldens. My SO and I got one as our first time dog, and she's been a DREAM. Smart, chill, and very sweet.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0