TheTurboToaster

3534 pts ยท June 5, 2014


We have since evolved beyond the need for asses.

Yup. I can't do family dinners because of this. It triggers a very strong violent response for me. Takes a lot of effort for me to not lash out physically.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't muck the stall. I did help clean tack though.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

California. We don't fuck around when it comes to earthquakes.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lying is 90% of my job as a DM.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not if your player has the Sculpt Spell feat.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just watch Stargate SG1.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Its even funnier I actually live there.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

100% true. We cheat and lie all the time. It's why we don't let players see our dice, so we can lie about the results. It saves lives.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They eat them in Peru

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Multiple leviathan class life forms detected

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Everywhere in California

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Only some do. Blacktip Reef Sharks actually sleep in large piles. It's adorable.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. Only earthquake I got out of bed for was a 6.1 in Napa.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh shit that's Riccardo driving?

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Looks like a bite wound. Front nub is rounded.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bottom of the crankcase. That should be full of oil.

3 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

Just finished a multi-player space exploration mod pack. It's been 7 months.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna play Warhammer with him so badly

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or sudden thermal energy induction.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This could be an interesting project.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bill HR6869. It's real.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get to leave Ohio in 70 weeks. Yes I did the math. This place sucks.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yup. Only certain races have full color dark vision.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It really does feel free. Just takes a bit of getting used to.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're not. Congress votes for its own pay raises.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm making notes for an encounter like this right now

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Every D&D session I've run has had an extra chair just for the cat.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a DM, I like that Critical Role has brought so many new people in. I also hate it because it sets unreal expectations of what it's like.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Should have been 29.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0