TheTimeIsRight

2923 pts ยท August 5, 2016


I thought I saw a deer walk from one boat to the other

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

DID YOU KNOW HE ACTUALLY BROKE HIS TOE KICKING THE HELMET

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"no shoes no shirt no service" well she's wearing a shirt

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm confused... "Your shoes are valuable but we don't want them, we'll just leave them on this pier"

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 10

I don't think so, it's not moving when it's stuck. Idk tho

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I wasn't gonna listen with sound but I'm glad I did

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I mean, it's taking advantage of a disability that isn't yours. There's other ways to not talk to your Uber driver

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

I'd upvote but you're at 666

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm deaf in my left ear but these don't work for me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn I missed it by only an hour

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sometimes they abuse the elephants and a new trainer comes in and treats the elephants really well so the elephant trusts them and is willin

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I was born exactly 2000 and I remember at least half of these

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But it doesn't end in chest, it ends in "chest now" which goes with dress now

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow... today I only got 15 points..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looked like the water was pushing them around. Could possibly slam them into the wall

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Found the guy with zero sense of humor

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Misread this as "if you're looking for a sign to kill yourself, this is it"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The other 2 replies have excuses at least. I'm just dead I guess

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I got shit on by a bird today, right on top of my head. Then my check engine light came on. Yeah, I've had a shitty day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean without running over edges

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, donuts only have one side. You can put your finger on any point and touch every point without lifting your finger once

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I never said it wasnt, but it only has 1 side

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Doughnut because a doughnut only has 1 side where a straw and hollow sphere have 2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But if you take a hollow sphere and put a hole on either side, it'd be 2 holes. By topology a straw is more like a hollow sphere than a 1/

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But what if you do care? I could care less about important things

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So is the "Hey baby" not true?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I have no source other than my teacher so Idk

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I heard that what Emmett had said was "hey baby" to the girl

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SCAMMING THE SCAMMERS

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where can you buy these?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0