TheSlaveDriver

1625 pts ยท March 3, 2017


Innit science great?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how once it is free, it moves forward slightly before flying back, like Tom would right before beginning a pursuit of Jerry.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yard will flood, or pool will fill.... you just need a different outlook on life

7 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Uh huh, what he said.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some people can hold on to their will to live a bit longer than others. But yea, I'm on board with a hamster on a goat

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

5. And she ruined my taste for them for the rest of my life.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A morning batch of glazed sugar bagels at luke 6 pm, so the glaze was extra rough

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex gave me a blowjob with sugar bagels. It was a rather horrific experience.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Looks better on pc. That is why I hate console

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Asian supervillan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bet those would make a mess all over the level.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He cried, they felt white and guilty. Hired another black guy to help coach the football team. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The mental image that formed was him in sixth grade. Like just as puberty was hitting. Teachers tried not to laugh, but did. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Belly button? Here's an idea, retard, that is what your shirt is for. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ladies, as a pervert, I can tell you not to do this. Covering your clit? Fine. Covering your pubes? Reconsider? Covering your 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Did I did good" is another translation.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Every casting agent will love your new headshot. Can't wait to see you on the German porn sites. Merry Christmas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Merry Christmas. Did anyone ever tell you that you look like the dad from The Wild Thornberries? *Not sure if that was the name of the show

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is what I think of when I hear "V-neck shirt" Merry Christmas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Dog is just stupid looking

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Ugh. No wonder we won.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Straighten your socks out so the toe lines match

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo, you think fishes give good head? Askin for a cousin.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Reminds me that I need new tires before the weather gets too crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are 4 butchered corpses, and evidence of the killer in these pictures. Only .03% of the population can spot them, can you?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Funny how he almost loses to every bad guy. #HowManyAttosecondsDoYouNeedToImmobliseABadGuy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Based on this gift alone, don't ever quit.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I think she set a QWOP record.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give me a short fat burger that cost a dollar over one of these danm pringles can burgers any day.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Are you going to try to say no?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1