TheResolver

96437 pts ยท January 30, 2016


Resolver's gonna resolve...

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Jesse Watters looks like the perfect caricature of the full of shit, fake as hell, smug television douchebag, that we all saw and knew of in films and shows growing up. They always portrayed this character as a vain and arrogant piece of shit who is actually just a dumb ass moron pretending to be smart (Ron Burgundy style)... He is proof they really nailed they type. Yet... people listen to him, believe him even?

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It's generational you know. Boomers had kids, and their kids had kids, and now you have three generations of asshole MAGA shit birds out in the world making it generally shittier every day.

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dummy thicc

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Love this!

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As a lifelong guitar player I can assure you this guitar is a piece of shit, built in a Chinese factory, made with the cheapest shittiest parts that can be crammed into it. Plus, it probably costs four times what a shitty guitar would normally cost. Price for a shitty Les Paul rip off, probably $200 bucks give or take, this thing $1,500

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You buy a ticket for the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!!

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is one of the best pieces of animated media ever created.

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You think I didn't see that damned mime at the start!

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Afroman was widely considered in the wrong for punching a female fan on stage in 2015. He admitted it was wrong, apologized, and faced legal consequences, including a guilty plea for simple assault, a $330 fine, and court-ordered anger management. He later agreed to a $65,000 civil settlement with the woman he punched.

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Let's not forget he doesn't mind punching a woman in the face in order to make a point. Yeah...

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The Fae of the woods are creatures never to be trusted. Beneath the moss and undergrowth of the Fae forest, the earth is nothing but the alabaster bones of wayward travelers, who upon being hosted by the Fae were soon rendered unto the soil below in the cold state of death; becoming mineral, and rain drop.

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Yes, I was there 3,000 years ago when it was posted and the original poster stated they are a man and even shared other photos from that shoot. It was a mixed bag of people being cool and people being rude about it. I don't remember who they are though, it's been 3,000 years after all.

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I've been around Imgur long enough to remember that is a middle aged man in that photo.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What?

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I'm gonna make a movie where racecar driver Jeff Gordon plays Ben Shapiro's way cooler brother who keeps on winning in life, and achieving the love and respect of his father and mother, while Ben just keeps being more and more of a loser with big opinions.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Real question. Are these type of videos made just to drive people to their content, with the hope of getting people to give them money? I assume that is the reason, but I thought maybe there is another reason that maybe I don't know. And... I'm not knocking them for trying to sell their attractiveness, I say do what makes you happy. I just see this stuff and wonder how much is for cash and how much is just love of the game.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I came here to look for this image, and if not found place it here by the longstanding unspoken laws of the old guard of Imgur. Good on you.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They fuck white kids for fun, do you think they give a shit if they kill brown kids? And none of their followers care about either group... so...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like shitting your pants and taking them off, only to put on another pair of pants with shit in them already.

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I was in Iraq in 2004 and one night while on CQ a Major and Colonel come in and they are on a laptop and making calls, asking about business names. The Major jokingly says to me, do you want to invest with us? I kind of laughed and said what are we investing in? The Major says, body bags. The Colonel pipes up and says, you help us figure out the name of the body bag supplier for the Army and we'll help you buy stock; It's going to go up soon. so... yeah...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, this is all just performative reaction, to remain relevant at the table of performative politics.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Here is an idea. Read the Christian bible in school, but also read the other religious texts of other religions as well. Let the kids learn about all of the deities and mythic figures and morals and lessons of each one. Open their mind to what exists in the world, and let them make their own informed decision on what they wish to follow. If you are against this idea I would like to know why?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

My bad, I was pretty vague on that one.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's just a play on him being an idiot who thinks drinking out of an oversized Reese's Cup mug makes him "funny" The Ree Cee is just how southerners in the U.S. refuse to say Reese's and it annoys me, but makes for good idiot sounding banter. Sorry to confuse.

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Look up how hated the last FCC chair Ajit Pai was.

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