2064 pts ยท March 7, 2021
#12 Gnomish New Yorker is just Linda Belcher
He wasn't great. Not even good. But in retrospect... I'd take him back in a heartbeat. At least W was funny.
Texas: "we've gotta arrest and shoot all the illegals! Top priority!" Also Texas: "our schools are operating at a huge deficit and we're going to be closing them soon cause teachers won't work for free for some reason. There's nothing that we can do."
Lotta folks on here shaming you for trying a cigar. I'm willing to bet at least half of them vape frequently. Enjoy the things you enjoy. A cigar once in a while isn't the end of the world, just brush your teeth afterwards.
I know it's not the point you were making, but that's not an American tanker. I believe the base airframe is the same (Boeing 767) but the KC-46's boom has different ruddervators. I *think* this is Australian, but I'm not positive. The F/A-18s might be 'Murica though.
#7 at 33 I was happy to have outlived the baby Jesus. Now I'm happy that I've outlived every Cody in existence.
Is the Aisha Tyler Whose Line still making new episodes? If so, it's not too late.
I'm hungry now.
#15 Yes, Carol, that's very impressive. Can I please have my coffee table back?
That movie was fun. A bit predictable, and some of the acting fell a little flat, but it's still one of my favorite movies in the last couple years.
It's a preservative while the APU gets dill-ivered.
Man... If you're going to run with a troll account like this, you could at least try to be creative about it. Don't just pick on the low hanging fruit, put some thought into your faux rage. Creative, subtle replies are way more likely to get the response you want rather than just swinging a metaphorical sledge hammer. People see it from miles away. You can be better at being the worst.
It would be funny if it wasn't so mortifying. This is why term limits for *anyone* in political power is a necessity. Politician shouldn't be a career choice, it should be a service.
Leaving a shit job is a nerve wracking experience, but it's for the better. I hated my last job, but now I've finally found something that I think I'm really going to enjoy. Imposter syndrome keeps shouting at me that I'm going to fail, but even after all that it still feels good to finally be in the right place. And hell, if I can straighten out my disaster of a life at 34, anyone can. You'll be fine @OP, just take it one day and breath at a time.
That's the evolved form, Furrot
#12 tinnitus is suffering. :(
The Concorde, Atari, NES, and the Dune Ornithopter are all very high on my list of "I really shouldn't, but it's so pretty..."
They were all minors when it began.
Yojimbooooo...!
Sad, really. Pope Francis always seemed like he was one of the more (relatively) level-headed Popes. At least, as level-headed as a ranking member of the Catholic Church can be, I suppose. I guess all facades fall away eventually.
Motorcycle physics are crazy. They're basically just normal physics, but calculated by a squirrel god that's spun up on cocaine. It's absolutely wild the things that riders can accomplish on two wheels.
Don't you remember? She's the congressional poster child for "decorum" and the dress code. Especially with all her totally cordial interactions with Lazy Baboon. I mean, Loose Bimbo. Ah, crap, wait, Lauren Boebert. There we go.
In theory you'd think so. But half the time these kinds of parents have a record already. And if you haul the parent off to prison... Well, the kid is still free to be a shit. If a child wants to commit a grown-up felony like auto theft, then they should be charged accordingly. By all means toss a negligence charge or fine at the parents, but don't let the kid walk just cause they haven't had an 18th birthday yet.
#12 I unironically want this on a shirt for the SOLE purpose of pissing off clowns who wear these kinds of shirts, but for tired and cliche regressive arguments.
Came for the noms, stayed for the existential self reflection.
I want to know what happens after. Did they replay the correct scene or just keep going like nothing happened?
#23 "it's been 25 years since I've tried this" and professional muscle memory are a fascinating combination.
Honestly though, in a vacuum, that would be funny as hell. Trump sitting one step underneath Biden would be pure sitcom material. I mean yeah, in real world practice it would be a disaster, but just imagine the B-reel material that would spring out of that.
#12 Gnomish New Yorker is just Linda Belcher
He wasn't great. Not even good. But in retrospect... I'd take him back in a heartbeat. At least W was funny.
Texas: "we've gotta arrest and shoot all the illegals! Top priority!" Also Texas: "our schools are operating at a huge deficit and we're going to be closing them soon cause teachers won't work for free for some reason. There's nothing that we can do."
Lotta folks on here shaming you for trying a cigar. I'm willing to bet at least half of them vape frequently. Enjoy the things you enjoy. A cigar once in a while isn't the end of the world, just brush your teeth afterwards.
I know it's not the point you were making, but that's not an American tanker. I believe the base airframe is the same (Boeing 767) but the KC-46's boom has different ruddervators. I *think* this is Australian, but I'm not positive. The F/A-18s might be 'Murica though.
#7 at 33 I was happy to have outlived the baby Jesus. Now I'm happy that I've outlived every Cody in existence.
Is the Aisha Tyler Whose Line still making new episodes? If so, it's not too late.
I'm hungry now.
#15 Yes, Carol, that's very impressive. Can I please have my coffee table back?
That movie was fun. A bit predictable, and some of the acting fell a little flat, but it's still one of my favorite movies in the last couple years.
It's a preservative while the APU gets dill-ivered.
Man... If you're going to run with a troll account like this, you could at least try to be creative about it. Don't just pick on the low hanging fruit, put some thought into your faux rage. Creative, subtle replies are way more likely to get the response you want rather than just swinging a metaphorical sledge hammer. People see it from miles away. You can be better at being the worst.
It would be funny if it wasn't so mortifying. This is why term limits for *anyone* in political power is a necessity. Politician shouldn't be a career choice, it should be a service.
Leaving a shit job is a nerve wracking experience, but it's for the better. I hated my last job, but now I've finally found something that I think I'm really going to enjoy. Imposter syndrome keeps shouting at me that I'm going to fail, but even after all that it still feels good to finally be in the right place. And hell, if I can straighten out my disaster of a life at 34, anyone can. You'll be fine @OP, just take it one day and breath at a time.
That's the evolved form, Furrot
#12 tinnitus is suffering. :(
The Concorde, Atari, NES, and the Dune Ornithopter are all very high on my list of "I really shouldn't, but it's so pretty..."
They were all minors when it began.
Yojimbooooo...!
Sad, really. Pope Francis always seemed like he was one of the more (relatively) level-headed Popes. At least, as level-headed as a ranking member of the Catholic Church can be, I suppose. I guess all facades fall away eventually.
Motorcycle physics are crazy. They're basically just normal physics, but calculated by a squirrel god that's spun up on cocaine. It's absolutely wild the things that riders can accomplish on two wheels.
Don't you remember? She's the congressional poster child for "decorum" and the dress code. Especially with all her totally cordial interactions with Lazy Baboon. I mean, Loose Bimbo. Ah, crap, wait, Lauren Boebert. There we go.
In theory you'd think so. But half the time these kinds of parents have a record already. And if you haul the parent off to prison... Well, the kid is still free to be a shit. If a child wants to commit a grown-up felony like auto theft, then they should be charged accordingly. By all means toss a negligence charge or fine at the parents, but don't let the kid walk just cause they haven't had an 18th birthday yet.
#12 I unironically want this on a shirt for the SOLE purpose of pissing off clowns who wear these kinds of shirts, but for tired and cliche regressive arguments.
Came for the noms, stayed for the existential self reflection.
I want to know what happens after. Did they replay the correct scene or just keep going like nothing happened?
#23 "it's been 25 years since I've tried this" and professional muscle memory are a fascinating combination.
Honestly though, in a vacuum, that would be funny as hell. Trump sitting one step underneath Biden would be pure sitcom material. I mean yeah, in real world practice it would be a disaster, but just imagine the B-reel material that would spring out of that.