14683 pts ยท December 14, 2014
Likes bourbon barrel brews, stouts, and gin. Fluent in Latin and competent in Ancient Greek. A Floridian who can drive in snow. Cooks a lot because it likes good food. Thinks it's people.
boop the soot, save a life. good boi
What did you expect from a kid whose toys never wore any pants
There's a last fucking step even on a stepless escalator
https://imgur.com/K6bUHEg
My kids were super excited to get Star Wars sex toys on Christmas.
Some impressive snowballs you got there
That's what happens when you masturbate to Usersub
Aw thanks Squanto
Ooh! Do you landscape barks and grasses or backs and asses? Because depending on your answer you might have a new customer...
I always wondered what was inside the Starbucks espresso machines
He's going to stuff the turkey anyway...
Interesting idea cooking the buffalo sauce into the chicken. I normally use canned chicken but I may have to try this...
Yeah man! The Fort Myers area has some sweet microbreweries - seems like a great spot for an Imgurian meetup.
Next year build a bread cornucopia like they did on GBBS
How about SpaceX gets into telecommunications next?
Sorry, fam - I'm SWFL, otherwise I'd offer to come sit with ya
East or west coast?
Calm your tits Orochimaru
#3 I was into conspiracy theories until my dad jumped out of the closet with jumper cables...
Comes with hairball stuffing included?
Team Stuffing is where it's at
I only know that I am ignorant. And also that I am Jon Snow.
mmmm honey whiskey for me
Ain't no blue tit gonna put up with blue balls
I see. Thank you for your guidance - I am now less stupid.
Have a fast pass to the front page, my good sir.
Ah. The science makes sense - what's the purpose of creating a vacuum in the tanker though?
Could you explain for the uninitiated what exactly causes the tanker to buckle thusly?
Made my own turkey breast with Dijon, white wine, and rosemary :)
Same thing happened to me. Secret Santas are ruined when people don't play by the rules.
boop the soot, save a life. good boi
What did you expect from a kid whose toys never wore any pants
There's a last fucking step even on a stepless escalator
https://imgur.com/K6bUHEg
My kids were super excited to get Star Wars sex toys on Christmas.
Some impressive snowballs you got there
That's what happens when you masturbate to Usersub
Aw thanks Squanto
Ooh! Do you landscape barks and grasses or backs and asses? Because depending on your answer you might have a new customer...
I always wondered what was inside the Starbucks espresso machines
He's going to stuff the turkey anyway...
Interesting idea cooking the buffalo sauce into the chicken. I normally use canned chicken but I may have to try this...
Yeah man! The Fort Myers area has some sweet microbreweries - seems like a great spot for an Imgurian meetup.
Next year build a bread cornucopia like they did on GBBS
How about SpaceX gets into telecommunications next?
Sorry, fam - I'm SWFL, otherwise I'd offer to come sit with ya
East or west coast?
Calm your tits Orochimaru
#3 I was into conspiracy theories until my dad jumped out of the closet with jumper cables...
Comes with hairball stuffing included?
Team Stuffing is where it's at
I only know that I am ignorant. And also that I am Jon Snow.
mmmm honey whiskey for me
Ain't no blue tit gonna put up with blue balls
I see. Thank you for your guidance - I am now less stupid.
Have a fast pass to the front page, my good sir.
Ah. The science makes sense - what's the purpose of creating a vacuum in the tanker though?
Could you explain for the uninitiated what exactly causes the tanker to buckle thusly?
Made my own turkey breast with Dijon, white wine, and rosemary :)
Same thing happened to me. Secret Santas are ruined when people don't play by the rules.