TheRamazon

14683 pts ยท December 14, 2014


Likes bourbon barrel brews, stouts, and gin. Fluent in Latin and competent in Ancient Greek. A Floridian who can drive in snow. Cooks a lot because it likes good food. Thinks it's people.

boop the soot, save a life. good boi

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What did you expect from a kid whose toys never wore any pants

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

There's a last fucking step even on a stepless escalator

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My kids were super excited to get Star Wars sex toys on Christmas.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some impressive snowballs you got there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what happens when you masturbate to Usersub

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aw thanks Squanto

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooh! Do you landscape barks and grasses or backs and asses? Because depending on your answer you might have a new customer...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I always wondered what was inside the Starbucks espresso machines

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's going to stuff the turkey anyway...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Interesting idea cooking the buffalo sauce into the chicken. I normally use canned chicken but I may have to try this...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah man! The Fort Myers area has some sweet microbreweries - seems like a great spot for an Imgurian meetup.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Next year build a bread cornucopia like they did on GBBS

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about SpaceX gets into telecommunications next?

8 years ago | Likes 271 Dislikes 5

Sorry, fam - I'm SWFL, otherwise I'd offer to come sit with ya

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

East or west coast?

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Calm your tits Orochimaru

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#3 I was into conspiracy theories until my dad jumped out of the closet with jumper cables...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comes with hairball stuffing included?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Team Stuffing is where it's at

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I only know that I am ignorant. And also that I am Jon Snow.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

mmmm honey whiskey for me

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ain't no blue tit gonna put up with blue balls

8 years ago | Likes 353 Dislikes 2

I see. Thank you for your guidance - I am now less stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have a fast pass to the front page, my good sir.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah. The science makes sense - what's the purpose of creating a vacuum in the tanker though?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could you explain for the uninitiated what exactly causes the tanker to buckle thusly?

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Made my own turkey breast with Dijon, white wine, and rosemary :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same thing happened to me. Secret Santas are ruined when people don't play by the rules.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0