My friends nicknamed me The Professor because I was correcting them all of the time. How do you think I feel having friends that are constantly wrong?
My friends nicknamed me The Professor because I was correcting them all of the time. How do you think I feel having friends that are constantly wrong?
I believe in Jesus, but this made me chuckle. Touche.
Isn't this a Kyle Kinane joke?
I think the implication is that the post credits scene is several months after the rest of the movie. That being said its still a spoiler.
No take backs.
3 years late: "I imagine she will die of grief."
Except he has screwed up time jumps 3 times and failed to see that their actions in the past would drastically effect the future/present.
Since when do you have to be on YouTube for you to be masturbated to?
2. That would be like Cosby casually joking about date rape. I don't assume everything comedians joke about is a real life vice.
I just find the irony humorous. He obviously never intended on having his masturbatory adventures come out as scandalous. 1.
Yes, but the irony is that his his real life masturbating shenanigans came to light after this joke was made.
Apt title
$20 bucks says its attict is filled with old dolls and manikins.
My happy place is also having my genitals in the grass.
If trees could scream would we be so cavilier about cutting them down? Maybe, if they screamed all the time for no good reason. - Jack Handy
This makes sense to me because what I know about math could fit on roughly one page.
Oh God! I made eye contact with it.
Slip some Adderall into his coffee, thats what my parents did to me.
Your title is on point.
Your lawn is thicker and more full bodied then my hair.
That's a big lake, I feel like it's not well hidden in the summer.
Kill All Humans - Bender 2020
Can't you read? Get Off!
I bet that thing sucks.
BUBBLES.........bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
Seeing as you won't be able to get through a door to go outside, I say you should probably call.