London Ghosts
Pull up your pants sir
Currently 2 hours into a 8 hour babysitting session
MRW my flat mate returns from the shops after promising me a pack of HobNobs
Shots fired ... and missed
The History of the Alphabet
MRW Checking my texts after a drunken night
Darren Wilson and the Temple of Boom
Creepy toilet paper rack watches you poop
How it feels trying to get my crushes attention
Pain
Rabbit Revenge
MRW my local chicken shop announces it is bringing out a burger called The Chicken Apocalypse
Man's best friend
MRW I've been decapitated but the Viagra is still working
MRW the dominos tracker says the pizza is on delivery
MRW someone insults me but I have to act like I don't care
American Sniper
1915, Western Front - German officers attacked by giant floating penis.
My GF's parents arrive tomorrow to spend the week with us
Beware the booty
Cheeky Monkey
MRW the porn I ordered arrives
Y'all motherfuckas need tweezers
My reaction when I see a spelling mistake in the titel
Cat beats off two dogs
The cost of conflict
MRW I fart and no one is around
Things done right down under!
When someone sits next to you on an empty train
MRW I babysit my young nephew and my sister asks if I would like kids someday
MRW my GF asks me to clean my flat
MRW I realise I've been using air freshener as deodorant for the last week
50 Insane Facts about Australia
World's whitest photo?
Coming from a big family, I can relate to this cat's struggle
Kids can be such cocks sometimes
MRW I gargle too much toothpaste
Talk Shit, Get Hit
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