TheOrgazoid

24755 pts ยท June 8, 2013


Elvis impersonator, Invisible trumpet player extraordinaire and Hans Gruber enthusiast

London Ghosts

Points 25
Comments 7
Views 80

Pull up your pants sir

Points 52
Comments 15
Views 681

Currently 2 hours into a 8 hour babysitting session

Points 11
Comments 5
Views 85

MRW my flat mate returns from the shops after promising me a pack of HobNobs

Points 18
Comments 9
Views 88

Shots fired ... and missed

Points -2
Comments 0
Views 18

The History of the Alphabet

Points 71
Comments 10
Views 135

MRW Checking my texts after a drunken night

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 150

Darren Wilson and the Temple of Boom

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 223

Creepy toilet paper rack watches you poop

Points 30
Comments 5
Views 87

How it feels trying to get my crushes attention

Points 87
Comments 12
Views 179

Pain

Points 2
Comments 8
Views 335

Rabbit Revenge

Points 39
Comments 16
Views 119

MRW my local chicken shop announces it is bringing out a burger called The Chicken Apocalypse

Points 46
Comments 8
Views 62

Man's best friend

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 23

MRW I've been decapitated but the Viagra is still working

Points 25
Comments 10
Views 135

MRW the dominos tracker says the pizza is on delivery

Points 55
Comments 8
Views 233

MRW someone insults me but I have to act like I don't care

Points 24
Comments 5
Views 39

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 0

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 0

American Sniper

Points 21
Comments 18
Views 634

1915, Western Front - German officers attacked by giant floating penis.

Points 25
Comments 6
Views 470

My GF's parents arrive tomorrow to spend the week with us

Points 32
Comments 13
Views 3892

Beware the booty

Points 41
Comments 11
Views 333

Cheeky Monkey

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 109

MRW the porn I ordered arrives

Points 14
Comments 8
Views 80

Y'all motherfuckas need tweezers

Points 2
Comments 8
Views 19192

My reaction when I see a spelling mistake in the titel

Points 40
Comments 5
Views 39

Cat beats off two dogs

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 1082

The cost of conflict

Points 4
Comments 22
Views 38

MRW I fart and no one is around

Points 20
Comments 8
Views 211

Things done right down under!

Points 27
Comments 20
Views 445

When someone sits next to you on an empty train

Points 36
Comments 5
Views 196

MRW I babysit my young nephew and my sister asks if I would like kids someday

Points 151
Comments 21
Views 242

MRW my GF asks me to clean my flat

Points 8
Comments 12
Views 2474

MRW I realise I've been using air freshener as deodorant for the last week

Points 23
Comments 11
Views 625

50 Insane Facts about Australia

Points 21
Comments 7
Views 739

World's whitest photo?

Points -7
Comments 4
Views 54

Coming from a big family, I can relate to this cat's struggle

Points 93
Comments 17
Views 3666

Kids can be such cocks sometimes

Points 9
Comments 13
Views 507

MRW I gargle too much toothpaste

Points 5
Comments 18
Views 7976

Talk Shit, Get Hit

Points 32
Comments 9
Views 342

U Wot?

Points 160
Comments 11
Views 617041
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