TheOnlyChance

40185 pts ยท November 3, 2018


Murder, She Wrote

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A bird in the hand is worth two in the basement.

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Mmmm... forbidden Lifesavers....

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https://archive.org/details/msdos_Oregon_Trail_The_1990 If you want to play it for free on a browser

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*Me talking back to him*

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Ducking fast

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Where's real?

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Me in and out of the bedroom: "Stroke, stroke, stroke, stroke strokestrokestrokestroke...." *Lights cigarette* Everyone else wondering why I'm doing crew in the nude:

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"Your honor, the prosecution would like to submit a video into evidence as Exhibit A in which, the video shows the moments leading up to the victims demise..."

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Ah, yes....here we see the rare 'Albino Sealion' traversing the shallows in an effort to catch their next meal.

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"This is what I meant when I said I was 'good with my hands'. What did you think I meant?"

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#9 So I open these by just twisting the whole tube in the opposite direction of the spiral...ya know...like a psychopath.

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Pink.

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1st cousins to Sniffany Snow

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Don't be silly, everyone knows that headlight fluid has an expiration date. You would be better off buying packaged at an Autozone or if you want fresh, get some direct from JiffyLube.

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This....I don't like this. No.... Nope...nuh uh.

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"I am requesting a cease and 'de-cyst' order."

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It's on the fence, though.

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Working the speed bag for the first time?

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