12101 pts · June 9, 2016
I know right? Why can’t Imgur be like the rest of the great American media and cover the real victims! Fuck men, the lot of ‘em! /s
My spidey senses tell me this is in Texas
*Hurricane Harvey laughs in the distance*
GUESS WHO JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
So... all of them?
MVP
The fucks a DHL?
Only in size. Texas comes out on top of Alaska at everything else, well, except snow.
That's like asking Kanye West to be an extra in any movie, hell, anything
Ikr I'd evacuate faster than a f1 racer if a hurricane named Amy Schumer rolled in somewhere near me
Call this one the "Street Sweeper" cut
Nipples
As an American, you are what's wrong with the US.
"Are you going to finish that cwassant?"
Graters**
Hah, pathetic. Real men use cheese graders.
If this doesn't get to the front page I'll make like a tree and go mcfuck myself
OP's a mungo
I know right? Why can’t Imgur be like the rest of the great American media and cover the real victims! Fuck men, the lot of ‘em! /s
My spidey senses tell me this is in Texas
*Hurricane Harvey laughs in the distance*
GUESS WHO JUST WON THE LOTTERY!
So... all of them?
MVP
The fucks a DHL?
Only in size. Texas comes out on top of Alaska at everything else, well, except snow.
That's like asking Kanye West to be an extra in any movie, hell, anything
Ikr I'd evacuate faster than a f1 racer if a hurricane named Amy Schumer rolled in somewhere near me
Call this one the "Street Sweeper" cut
Nipples
As an American, you are what's wrong with the US.
"Are you going to finish that cwassant?"
Graters**
Hah, pathetic. Real men use cheese graders.
If this doesn't get to the front page I'll make like a tree and go mcfuck myself
OP's a mungo