TheMostModestMouse

36975 pts ยท December 25, 2014


I have a dachshund. Thats about all you need to know. Me: http://imgur.com/2jAAn0Q https://imgur.com/gallery/tWdxgzd

If they could read they would be very upset.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it happens again I'll ask my doc about this thanks!

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude I had some weird calcium thing shook loose in my ear. For days I could sit up without getting dizzy. Was so fucking weird. But harmless it goes away on its own in a week. But watching her get dizzy doing hair gave me flashbacks lol

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think my best friend and I know the greenday dookie album and a few others from front to back by heart. I had it on a cassette. And we listen every day on the way to school cus neither of us had money for new stuff. So I had my sister's old cassettes in highschool. Had a Pantera and NiN cassette too we almost wore out.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neurons? Activated.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then call the fire Marshal

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fuck em up!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate filters that alter body shape and shit.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I think "it's" a girl. Jk /s

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John Cena should show up now and the people would be like "haha it's this bit again... OMFG ITS ACTUALLY HIM"

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now now guys. The FBI is RIGHT. He want running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men. He was running a sex trafficking ring for RICH and powerful men AND women. They were just being pedantic lol /s

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll be the asshole. So it didn't leave that for her. Squirrels commonly just leave food or forget food around places. They perch up high to eat. And have the attention span of a small child. And get spoofed easily. Any number of reasons to run off. And probably would have been back to eat it. Fun story tho.

1 month ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

A work of shart was right there....

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a captains bed when I was a kid (elevated bed with drawers under it) but there is a crawl space behind the drawers I made into like a hiding cave. It was my safe space. And to this day (I'm 35) I still find small spaces much more relaxing.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking Christ I never wanted to steel something so bad. I'd fucking love to take that purple heart from him.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea I also think it's a play on words, like saying "how" like how could I be Indian or any other race you think I am

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'd be worried that the tolerance is too tight for some manufacturers and that if a screw is say 1" but it's 1.2" it will go into the 2" cut hole. You should have the holes tolerances start and end slightly outside of the range to account for this. But I know this isn't for anything but show.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/SWsn4LB

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Not if I always talk in a little old lady voice with a sailors vocabulary

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#11 uh, if your about to be puff puff pass, having your friends wash they damn hands is smart.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Want the beat chocolate cake? Look up mayonnaise cake. It's fucking amazing. It's a substitute recipe, you sub in mayonnaise for some of the ingredients. Moist, sweet, dense cake. Absolutely lovely with milk.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, I was hoping for some like mirror magic to make the shelf look deeper like an infinity mirror or something but still cool

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For off-road driving

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now imagine all the dead birds that dove to get a fish.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But faux news told me they were all Democrats! -some republikkklan

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not is abortion bad by that logic. God chose for that baby to die.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*nose exhale*

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Source? Is it from an interview?

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Heard he flipped and backed trump

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0