2743 pts ยท December 18, 2012
I am a Minstrel, and I am a Knight. You try and figure that one out.
Dad did the same thing. I didn't notice until he came back super panicked.
Can I sue the state for making me lose braincells?
Micro Penis.
The perfect buddycop movie.
Woah, woah, that's how we get the Imperium of Man- and I for one am not interested in the Grimdark Future just yet. I want Sexy Space Babes!
No, explaining historical significance to a reactionist is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline, it just adds fuel to the fire.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before we taunt you a second time!
... Another Murderhobo, great.
This explains our drivers.
I know right?
... Except that's literally their job so- yes, it does pay.
That... sounds like it actually does pay your bills. In fact, if you interview people FOR A LIVING.
Nice hat.
God dammit I'm laughing to hard at that.
Na, that's when those fish Enter the Gungeon.
Fuckem both.
You're an emo kid, as nonconforming as can be; you can be nonconforming too if you dress like me.
Ah, hello; you don't appear Hollow, far from it! I am Solaire of Astora, an Aspirant of Sunlight...
Pointing this out; that is CLEARLY a cat and he was born in a ... puppy mill? MY SENSES TINGLE.
I bet you flirt with all the ladies like that.
Nucklavee is a Fairy not a demon.
Well, I'd have tossed her overboard.
I fuck and am a paladin...
>:C
Na, just to 11. A 20 is ridiculous.
As a viking, set fire to his home after pillaging it.
... Wizards don't heal.
Had a UTI once and because my shift was overnight they didn't want to cover. When I came in I was told 'Uh, dude, you look like death'.
Happened at my school; fun fact, the campus police can get fired for enforcing things that aren't actually the law.
Dad did the same thing. I didn't notice until he came back super panicked.
Can I sue the state for making me lose braincells?
Micro Penis.
The perfect buddycop movie.
Woah, woah, that's how we get the Imperium of Man- and I for one am not interested in the Grimdark Future just yet. I want Sexy Space Babes!
No, explaining historical significance to a reactionist is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline, it just adds fuel to the fire.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before we taunt you a second time!
... Another Murderhobo, great.
This explains our drivers.
I know right?
... Except that's literally their job so- yes, it does pay.
That... sounds like it actually does pay your bills. In fact, if you interview people FOR A LIVING.
Nice hat.
God dammit I'm laughing to hard at that.
Na, that's when those fish Enter the Gungeon.
Fuckem both.
You're an emo kid, as nonconforming as can be; you can be nonconforming too if you dress like me.
Ah, hello; you don't appear Hollow, far from it! I am Solaire of Astora, an Aspirant of Sunlight...
Pointing this out; that is CLEARLY a cat and he was born in a ... puppy mill? MY SENSES TINGLE.
I bet you flirt with all the ladies like that.
Nucklavee is a Fairy not a demon.
Well, I'd have tossed her overboard.
I fuck and am a paladin...
>:C
Na, just to 11. A 20 is ridiculous.
As a viking, set fire to his home after pillaging it.
... Wizards don't heal.
Had a UTI once and because my shift was overnight they didn't want to cover. When I came in I was told 'Uh, dude, you look like death'.
Happened at my school; fun fact, the campus police can get fired for enforcing things that aren't actually the law.