TheMinstrelKnight

2743 pts ยท December 18, 2012


I am a Minstrel, and I am a Knight. You try and figure that one out.

Dad did the same thing. I didn't notice until he came back super panicked.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I sue the state for making me lose braincells?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Micro Penis.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The perfect buddycop movie.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Woah, woah, that's how we get the Imperium of Man- and I for one am not interested in the Grimdark Future just yet. I want Sexy Space Babes!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, explaining historical significance to a reactionist is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline, it just adds fuel to the fire.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before we taunt you a second time!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... Another Murderhobo, great.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This explains our drivers.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know right?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... Except that's literally their job so- yes, it does pay.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That... sounds like it actually does pay your bills. In fact, if you interview people FOR A LIVING.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nice hat.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God dammit I'm laughing to hard at that.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Na, that's when those fish Enter the Gungeon.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckem both.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're an emo kid, as nonconforming as can be; you can be nonconforming too if you dress like me.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Ah, hello; you don't appear Hollow, far from it! I am Solaire of Astora, an Aspirant of Sunlight...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pointing this out; that is CLEARLY a cat and he was born in a ... puppy mill? MY SENSES TINGLE.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet you flirt with all the ladies like that.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nucklavee is a Fairy not a demon.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I'd have tossed her overboard.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I fuck and am a paladin...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>:C

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Na, just to 11. A 20 is ridiculous.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a viking, set fire to his home after pillaging it.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... Wizards don't heal.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Had a UTI once and because my shift was overnight they didn't want to cover. When I came in I was told 'Uh, dude, you look like death'.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Happened at my school; fun fact, the campus police can get fired for enforcing things that aren't actually the law.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3