That looks so my like my handsome boy. I just found out yesterday he went home over the rainbow bridge. I needed this today.

4 years ago | 3 1

Timeless

4 years ago | 16 0

| The cruelty is the point. Not a more poignant sentence has been typed on the internet

4 years ago | 20 0

What?

4 years ago | 3 0

Steve, I got it on nerdwallet.

4 years ago | 3 0

I'm already too invested in this for it not to happen.

4 years ago | 1 0

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4 years ago | 1 0

#28 which sick, sick individual imagined this?

4 years ago | 50 0

If someone breaks into my house I'm calling the A-Team

4 years ago | 6 0

Separation of church and state. If your religion requires it, fine. If it's merely a preference for organic or not, fuck off. It's jail.

5 years ago | 22 4

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5 years ago | 1 1

Imma leave a dot and a wtf did I just watch?

5 years ago | 2 0

Fuck you, @Lassannn

5 years ago | 35 3

Best thing I've read all day.

5 years ago | 4 0

For those that don't want to kiss his ass, but instead want him to suck their dick. Brilliant really.

5 years ago | 3 0

Looks like one of my old tattoo artists

5 years ago | 1 0

I was kinda hoping to see The Changeling in here

5 years ago | 1 0

Fuck you. But only because every single Reese's cup from the last bag wasn't even nearly this clean on the unwrapping.

5 years ago | 2 0