TheMightyCock

34638 pts ยท October 2, 2010


I don't know why you're looking at my profile, but if you're looking to see a mighty cock, where here's a photo of a man blowing his load all over my cock: http://imgur.com/a/KW0cu Happy now?

still a lot of people who's still clueless about why a movie is free as soon as it hit any streaming service

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Same age here, I've moved from playing Counter Strike semi professionally to chilling in Anno 1800

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh my god dude you can't just ask people about their lemon scented meth

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd like to see somebody edit this and put a shark rising from the water to catch him

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Next Disney animation looks so realistic

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

/r/PraiseTheCameraMan/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I also noticed they annexed Laos into Vietnam (Cambodia still intact)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Audio synchronization is on point!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Little did you know, everyone is in their undies, everyone

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guys, stop horsing around

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's actually a chihuahua but I understand the confusion

4 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 5

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Ah I see, the reason I didn't get it on my first read through was because I thought she meant 'transition' as in moving to another job lol

4 years ago | Likes 309 Dislikes 0

Wait til you find out what we do to our actual cousins

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You're technically correct, the best kind of correct

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man that last guy didn't even try!

4 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

Of course I'm lying, in fact, the view from your desk is now the view from MY desk!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*giggle* benis *giggle*

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I've already impaled myself twice just by watching this clip

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you Butthole Mars Bar Dispenser

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So she's leaving him hanging?

4 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

So that's like what, 8 years ago huh? Weird

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My dumbass took too long to realize those birds aren't real and was like 'how come they are not reacting!'

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's beautiful

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Like, I see your point, but given the current state of the world, 'it sounds real' doesn't cut it as a source anymore

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I didn't care much for the Vine era until TikTok came along, which is pretty much Vine but worse. Now I miss the Vine era

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0