TheMasterDirector

606 pts ยท May 4, 2013


*looks over to large posse* "Kill em."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SO GREAT.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rit diddle it dit dit dit it's your birthday

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe they should kill themse...you know what, never mind.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a guy, what's happening? Where am I? Is this a dream?

12 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Completely understand. Hopefully they'll have very minor roles.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...46, 47, 48! It's 48!" "...nope."

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

please buy my clams

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like Joffrey, they're speechless.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Checkmate, atheists.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Handsy Man

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Little did she know she also ordered a chicken...breast. I'm so sorry.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't call them hipsters. Refer to them as 'special people'.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know what I expected.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't they all...

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

My heart just stopped.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Seriously? Hello Kitty?"

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yo man got any drugs

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"my life"

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

15% or more.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Emma Watson? Pssshhh 6/10

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...and your point?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The comment that started it all.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TOPICAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why does the first "Daddy" not have an exclamation point? Did the son eventually learn how to punctuate?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, Jack Douglass...

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

OH FUCK MY LIFE WITH THESE FUCKING STAR--oh right, it's April Fools Day.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2