TheMan09

1112 pts ยท April 2, 2017


I Like Boobs.

Possibly the best way to amp up the voting process - needed these in the last Presidential election!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wrong

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

YES.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what they want - though. To be the victims.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It's my day off, actually. And also 6:40 am. In America we get days off. It's pretty cool.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Right! That's a choice too. I'd rather do drugs than have a job.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

90% of statistics are made up on the spot.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

You misspelt *shit*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least it was more age-appropriate than Gray and Jackson with their flaming love.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. That's a whole new level of stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

'Another Stupid Animal Dump with the Same Pictures You've Seen a Thousand Times.' (working title)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

They did a cross-over musical episode. It was a thing that happened. Not necessarily successful.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I am going to assume this is fake news.. I have been hearing a lot about that lately.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Not only has it been seen - it has been studied.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Represent.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel as if this is a very common practice.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's called an "Open Marriage." They still help you pay the bills but you don't have time for their sexual "baggage."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same. Except I hate them all.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lets be honest - Everyone loves a phallic shaped mandala

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

If I see this post one more time today I am going to ask her to hit me in the face with a softball.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Making a noise? That shit was flat out screaming at you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will never not upvote Mitch Hedberg

9 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

That's a pretty convincing queen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like the cat is trapped - she wants less "love" crazy lady.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I don't know - nothing says I'm a badass like some American Traditional roses with a Vader mask. Except maybe literally anything else.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A wife....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

That's some dark shit

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can't fix stupid

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One does not simply relocate, Jerry.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0