TheLexicon

3523 pts ยท March 18, 2013


shut up meg

Cockatoos are vicious chaotic creatures. Don't let their cuteness fool you.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you're the reason some people won't go and seek support, they'll just scatter their brains around the room instead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Everyone's a little bit crazy, and if you can't find the crazy- they might be REALLY crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ohhh sick burn

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean you sarcastic title would be funny if this wasn't a specific dynamic that I have seen in many households. #preparingfordownvotes

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I was just about to say my books are organised by nothing, I just look and remember. I ain't got time to remember the alphabet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably she is trying to see where her flaws are, dancers and gymnast and even weight lifters of all kinds do this. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 19

This is majestic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Sulfur crested cockatoos are fucking manic cunts

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's used mostly in the beauty community so you need not worry about it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those are rookie numbers- there was a fucking personal creek running through the house

8 years ago | Likes 1666 Dislikes 3

Your username makes this all the better hahaha

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The chosen one

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haven't had a good day in a long time. I had a good hour once, that was nice.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No one hopes that have a 3.5 in less they don't have a 3.5 That shit hurts yo

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What green bar?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What's that saying... biting off more than you can chew? Or not enough- in the case of the lion.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than a 5.5

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, roo is delicious.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How did he not see that coming..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do not live in Texas. Allergic to kitties. Upvoting for awareness.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They can be real pricks sometimes to be fair

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Just hate everyone! Conflict solved.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Foxes are vicious and horribly cruel themselves though. Nature is nature.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought this was DEATH speaking tbh

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wanna know!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"I hope it's kittens... I hope it's kittens... I hope it's k-AWWWWW"

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