TheLabAssistant

1755 pts ยท February 25, 2016


Plucka duck, plucka duck!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Someone's baked

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the titties.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How do they all wear the invisibility timbs at the same time?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Terry brings Merry. Cause he just bought me a whole lot of cheer today!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was about to call you a monster because I thought that said piglet pie.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it made from real ducks though?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why be loved, when you can love yourself.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where women blow and men chunder!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a portal to the Krakens toilet

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"An LED light"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't want to play anymore

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Finger Bang 2

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 4

I had to look up the word exxaggerate because I refused to believe it was spelled exaggerate.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

her right yes, but my left

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

POKEMON!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he was left there by her, yeah.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or she could have adopted him. But there are stories out there of parents leaving their kids at orphanages because of poor situations.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think about that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's my face when my colleague tries to guilt trip me into a changed roster by telling me our other co-worker will leave if I don't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at the tiny little harnesses!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Pizzarella

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HULK SMASH!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You are eating the banana upside down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get to play with this stuff at work

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's like the twin of my cat O_O Jinkies

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Read the article. He confronted them THEN shot them and I'm guessing continued to shoot as one kid ran out. Why shoot in the first place.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

That's true if you plan on drafting super models.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a fat person I like standing up on the bus because when it goes around corners I can pretend I'm surfing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0