TheIntoxicated

5174 pts ยท January 23, 2014


Haha they only took 26 house seats and lost two in Congress so they lose haha, also numbers are hard.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

2.6% hold on to that while your voter base literally dies off from old age.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You ever see a toddler yeet a fucking Wii U pad across the room only to find it is completely unharmed?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So the white pointy robe people all voted for hillary right?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

The party tents kept the name, the clowns swapped which tent they were in.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You sure about that? Appears there's at least one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In light of recent events, care to revise your position?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Phish food. You're welcome.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the body count is 9 vs billions as far as scripture is concerned.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If someone's idea of conversation is Barbara Streisand, phones ftw.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Or sous vide and pan sear, because fuck dry meat.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Odd, the #1 socialist spending program we have is highly supported by nationalists. Go military go!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All that's left is a charismatic leader that channels that hatred...wait, yeah real familiar sounding.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Average men that feel another race is the cause of their struggles? That they are being kept down by minorities?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Plenty of nazi, just aren't at the critical mass where they feel comfortable committing genocide yet.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Oh, no. It's still identifiable as cilantro, it just tastes fucking awful because you can taste more strongly.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Helps cut down on the smell too, especially important in busy bars.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Get this man a commercial!

7 years ago | Likes 369 Dislikes 1

Indian sex stones, aka fucking rocks.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I flung my benchmade 950 rift into a steel rollup door on accident. It stuck.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Super tasters unite.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

While you laugh, this guy studies the blade.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

Mass shootings

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You get out now or 10 years from now when you suffer from depression.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why does the average millionaire deserve to be born into untold wealth?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More an issue of our state is gerrymandered as fuck.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Just search civilian death toll per admin. Pick whichever source spins in the way you like.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So check this out. In his first year Trump admin killed more civs than Obama's admin.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

I've got a helium tank and a hose, which end would you like it in?

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Left. I didn't choose the left life... no switching, it chafes if commando, wear boxers and follow order of operations to avoid zipper.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0