TheGillMachine

17315 pts ยท December 3, 2013


Wrong, sir! Wrong! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! You STOLE Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! You BUMPED into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get... NOTHING!!! You lose! GOOD DAY, SIR!

Taco Standard Time?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Half-Mexican

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reefer.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What's that crippling fear of heights called? Because I think I might have it.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You mean Hot Topic?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

M.O.B.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She headlines at the Acrop, though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ha!

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Slow and steady loses the perp.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Stop making apologies for drowning culture. This is a clear example of victim-blaming, when the real culprit is recreational watersport.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's the best fruit for this sort of picture, anyways? Apple or orange?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A belt.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's DOMINOS.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The eyes have it.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bitchin'.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on your car insurance?

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Kickass paintjob, bro.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-going on here?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you gonna bitch about all the people who "didn't plan ahead" and "rush to consumerism" in a couple months, too?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is more of a Shelbyville idea...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Something's not right here.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Mister Anderson...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*showing teeth

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right arm workout. Unless you're a southpaw.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

At first glance, it looked like you were using the alternate definition for "Packer"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want you to read what you just wrote. Take a second.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Funny. I was awake for mine, but those pliers definitely felt like pliers.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, but a buddy of mine did...

11 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 3

Diabeeto.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1