Apparently drunk me likes to comment on imgur and people's facebooks
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951
New friend says,"O I LOVE hockey. How many overtimes until the shootout?"
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188
MRW a bird took a shit on my lapel and I saw someone taking a picture for the internet
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When my friend is stuck in suspended animation and I try to tell him the only way to reset is to kill yourself
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1042
Whenever I hear a noise in Dead Space...
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117919
This is my gift to imgur
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40
I don't care how, but this needs to happen
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57
Behold, First Sword of Braavos Syrio Forel
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1317
MRW when I mix two bowls of easy mac together
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100
It's starting to get warm out again
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48
Taking a cold shower after a workout
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11831
And for my second wish...
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364
Die Hard: The Musical
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771
No shave November in the final stretch
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270
Whenever imgurians see a pun to be made
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111
Sounds about right for the average college
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54
Favorite Greentext/repost
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120
Dug up from the bowels of Random
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58
______happened to my______today imgur. Please hold me
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645
Going home for Thanksgiving? Kiss my shiny metal ass
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180
Going through my recent comment scores
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I like to browse Random and am going to resurrect old posts. This is the first
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I've lost control of my life
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Ain't no one
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