TheFoothillThatStrides

8323 pts ยท August 21, 2017


I'm just your local internet hermit with too much social anxiety.

What keeps the metal from melting to itself after it's coiled?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"But I don't have neenees!" I said to the daycare teacher on a hot summer day.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

20 inches? More like reverse deep throat.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nintendo lawyers are Dothraki screamers in executive attire.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Allow me to return the favor.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My orange boy smelled like cinnamon his entire first year.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love the Washington State Convention Center. The Summit building is nice, but the Arch building and courtyard are my favorite places in Seattle.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's impressive. I want to know what the source is just for the choreography.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I looked at apartments today with my husband. We had a nice lunch where I had salmon. Early this morning, my aloof middle cat child wanted to snuggle on my legs.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My boy's literal reaction to this video.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, this year has been a joke. It's harder to notice when these days blend together.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This happened to me, but it was a double whammy because he was born on 9/11/01.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And some people were born for the perfect height for punching balls.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I saw Wreck-It Ralph in theaters. At the end of the credits, there was a glitchy moment. I yelled, "Well there's your problem! Just blow out the cartridge!" There was moderate laughter that came exclusively from adults.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When my husband and I get a house, the plan is to build an outdoor enclosure for our cats.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But...but what if I have Irish and British ancestry?

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you my neighbor?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One summer day, I was sitting on my back porch. My attention suddenly snapped to the grass next to me, like luck grabbing my chin and forcing me to look down. There, among the cluster, was a 4 leaf clover looking up at me.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like reruns.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1