TheFilesAreINSIDETheComputer

146801 pts · October 9, 2013


Just a note on the date: he was assassinated more than 60 years ago.

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Although it’s also kinda both.

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I was out there today and couldn’t believe how many people there were. So proud of our amazing little city.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh. I hate when people take the high road and make me feel bad.

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GOBBLET (gouda, onion, bacon, butter, lettuce, egg, tomato).

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Melted American cheese is one of the greatest things to happen to burgers. Unmelted, it’s just soft wax.

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Yes, it’s different from the American football rule of a player having to stay in bounds throughout the play (regardless of the ball).

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Are we just ignoring the watermark at the 9 second mark?

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There’s definitely a tortilla in there (though not in the ingredient list)—which definitely makes this a far more confusing dish.

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I love that Danny messes up half these lines but somehow makes them even better than what they were intended to be.

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Sadly, love handles sit on top of your external obliques. You can tone these but you’ll never really make them “bigger”, so it’s solely about losing the fat that makes up the love handles.

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Same. Egg goes so well with egg.

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You’ll never convince me that four slices of cheese on a sandwich is a healthy decision.

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I have no disillusions that democrats are perfect but I also know that I can openly disagree with the leader of the party without fear of retribution. My vote will always go to the party working to expand rights and equality.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I’m hoping this was an innocent joke about him being obsessed with dogs and trying to lure them away with his adorable puppy.

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Two of the most recognizable voices in Hollywood

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Came here looking for this; hoping I wasn’t alone.

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I definitely misinterpreted “black people rented to a Chinese American family” at first. Glad I was wrong.

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Which is sad because it references it explicitly in its response.

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Those curly fries looked so perfectly crispy. I kept getting sadder with each addition, thinking how soggy they were getting.

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“I’m just gonna say it: MLK was a dick.” -Claudette Colvin

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I will never forget when I was first introduced to Ween. I instantly fell in love with their odd brilliance.

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They have NINE children?!

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Looks like there may be a bay leaf as well.

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I think that’s Pre Malone

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It’s definitely got the feel of a photo from the 80s.

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My friend doesn’t know what sign we’re talking about. Would you mind helping him?

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It’s actually the equivalent of three one-hundredths of a cent for each dollar because 0.028% is 0.00028.

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