TheFifthClockwatcher

4060 pts ยท July 1, 2013


"Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you." Ray Navaerez

That little plant dude is definitely from porn. I don't remember which, but I think it was some lesbians with workout equipment

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, I mean, she's legal

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I too would like the link, if you're still sending it out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A good dump. I like this dump

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...What was it that she spat it out? Clearly she was expecting a dick, so what did she get?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it yourself first, to figure it out and then guide her through it

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

People get pepper sprayed and water sprayed, and beanbag sprayed while we can sit back and enjoy it in gif form

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

beings that are essentially universal celebrities. They are Irisii, Katheth, Karzaveschth, The Builder, and the Evil One

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry bout that late reply, I don't get on here often. But I wrote a shit ton of material about "The Five Watchers", a group of immortal-1/?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, the interesting stuff came AFTER I made the name, spawned from it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not a very interesting one I'm afraid. I was a student when I made it, so, a clock watcher. I've used it for years on different sites

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We dont care if you're Indian man. Everybody's welcome here

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

This may be my new favorite out-of-context quote

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

>no responses

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Am I the only one that is really bothered by this fucking baby speak?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

5/7 would date #70. We'd get along

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 oh yeah, I'll protest there, with my .308, couple boxes of shells, a cold beer, and a high rooftop

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Someone asked me if I wanted to take Molly on a flight. I said I only had one ticket, but they offered me a mint and I LOVE THEM

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would so much love to fight some Antifa kids, I would totally take the jail time

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

You know, I think her and Carli Banks would make one hell of a video together

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is your favorite porn actor/actress you e ever worked with and why? @OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha, I love Danny Devito

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it the transformation surgery one? Or the pain olympics one? If it's something else could you pm it to me?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

We know he can swim...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vambies are people too! #teamvambie

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#teamzombie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#teamzombie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#teamzombie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imgur recognizes that it can use the hive mind. But for what? Why do they do this? #teamzombie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0