TheCommentCritic

17413 pts ยท May 8, 2013


Hopefully the reason you are reading this is because I made you laugh and not because you are about to bully me. I changed my username to pursue my real passion critiquing the comments of imgur.

Can't just give everyone the highest rating this isn't a dog rating it's a comment rating, meanwhile username not accurate, solid 138/140

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Accurate username, not every comment is a masterpiece like Citizen Kane or Fight Club some are just good like the Bee Movie, 4 out of 6

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Made me exhale air from my nostrils, username not relevant solid 5 out of 7

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Little worried about my kids Art class, simple message. Makes me realize there was a clever title. 19 out of 22

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Asks the real questions everyone is thinking, no spelling mistakes, username not relevant, solid 7 out of 8.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

I'd like to contribute a good abortion joke but I wouldn't be able to deliver it right.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Is it the same thing as DP?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember going from a dumb phone to a smart phone= mind blown

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 2

"I used to think squirrels were crazy but now I can see their nuts." Cats, probably.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know how many people have roosters just ready to send to people.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So that's where I put my mixtape

9 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 15

Alls I know is I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Before its said I'll say it, "Subway used to have a guy for that, but he took it too far."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They know their target audience and exploit the hell out of it.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Maybe if he up her behind she wouldn't need to be on it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Huggin' pug

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would he need his laundry done?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Witty reply goes here

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Colin has the same look in the first clip and last clip

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who loves telling corny jokes you are a terrible person and I hate you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same here anytime I take meds I rent heavy machinery just to drive it around

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Betcha the curator of that museum got the building next door to pay for it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Weedpimp4206969 is that you? How are you still crushing at COD?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try Bing your not as likely to find out it has been done

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it would get too hot, like keeping it in your car too long.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I miss #teamtoaster

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am guessing the teenage years of this show would cut away from Truman often.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Start creating catch phrases Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair water is a weakness that's like being mad at Staryu for not getting out of an electrified bag.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't burn her burning your food #feeltheburn

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1