TheClockworkBird

164309 pts · March 28, 2013


Make my living making and selling steampunk jewelry. I can throw a human child over 300 yards. I have uncanny ability to produce bellybutton lint that looks like inanimate objects. AND! I can eat an entire jar of strawberry jelly. Ask me about my amazing talents if you so wish.

The people downvoting have not respect for the Creachur, may all gaze upon the beautiful critter

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

*papa

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw these! We’re they from a completion?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rest assured, Chester will reappear

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cut all of it off

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Think I heard the Astonishing Legends podcast about this

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahhh social engineering. Cognizance folks, cognizance

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also was wondering if it would take the accusative instead but my Latin is hazy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Latin is correct, no? While the authors neglected the long a (ā), Merdā does agree in case and number with et. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Makes total sense! Im imagining the callouses… phew

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No gloves?

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Mario death sound

3 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 1

Cool dog

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a nice beach

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Shoulder bird favorite bird

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Trumpal Space Program

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I love the story being told in your piece

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ps made me laugh lovely art +1

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does it look so sly… it knows where its been..

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo that cicada got atbashed

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whelp, and here I was thinking it was red. I’ve seen the damn thing in person.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was on my perch watching it be made

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Not doubting the intelligence of the child, but a lot of that sounds like parroted behavior that’s been modeled for them by the environment

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

Goes to urologist- “it hurts when I spurt, Doc.” “Ah well your problem is your sperm too big.” “Excuse me” “sperm too big.”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We got this brother <3

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Men, I know it’s hard. We have to be both spoons for ourselves. Hold fast. You are always enough. You. Are. Always. Enough.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1