TheCapt

91012 pts · April 8, 2011


Just you friendly neighborhood Paladin. Fighting crime and cooking up some justice!

That’s why I always bring my own pasta to restaurants.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was ready to file a stern but irritated complaint.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah...but did you see the golden retriever bring the food out??

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That’s like a 23 year old.

5 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

There’s a whole lot of, “I don’t get it, but if it makes you happy fine.” On that pups face.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She looks so much like my dog that I’m now holding my dog who’s 1 and a half cause time passes SO fast!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you needed an extremely tiny flat head screwdriver and had very limited time, I imagine this would be stressful.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you have the receipt? Maybe you can return it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kids gonna have missiles for arms by the age of 6

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I usually just put its head in the vice on my work bench to keep them still. Then I do the test.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one tryin to get the slide shut down.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any* Platform

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of my friends do have a lot of anxiety/shyness but proud to say they always let me know if theyre on a date so I can be on standby 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always tell my female friends “If it doesn’t feel right, get out.” And to call me if they need me to bust in there with a quickness. 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve done this with kids as well. It was pretty fun. It was back when I was a boxer and in better shape. Kids can’t take a punch for s**t!

5 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

30 here. Also still enjoying anime. They keep bringing it and I’ll keep watching it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ll take one hive of Kitten Bees please!!!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“The people hurt the most were his own supporters” I’ll take things we kept telling them for 400 please.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Up to the contractor company or union you work for to find you other work. If you’re independent you’ll ALWAYS be looking for new work 2/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just because you have a family. They Hire to build and only leave a few to maintain. It’s literally just the industry. It would be 1.5/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I work in contractual construction. The majority of the keystone pipeline jobs are absolutely temporary. That doesn’t change just 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pfff. At NO point did she flex and point to herself with a stud finder. Amateur hour.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just steals the covers. She can’t stay up that late anymore. But I get to watch my wife fall sleep in our home and it’s been pretty rad.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

14 years ago, I met a girl while skipping class. She was all I could think about. We stayed up till sunrise talking. Now A days she 1/2

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. He was even looking away beforehand like “Better not look creepy” and then...yeah.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You know, I don’t see very many people jump as much as he does. Good for him.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thats actually a really good question and I’m not sure of the answer to be honest. I don’t want to give you a guess in regards to dog safety

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0