TheBulletKnight

8890 pts ยท April 20, 2019


@ElbowDeepInAGoblin

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Put your hands on your hips!

2 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

8 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

No, stupid is fucking us.

8 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but not nearly as forgiven.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know, ask Putin how he cleans himself after each of your visits.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's not like the person the joke was about has a large, violent, unhinged following. It's not like one of them might show up at one of their shows and cause a mass shooting event. He definitely didn't consider the safety of the fans, the crew and themselves when his friend advocated for political violence. It was definitely about money and not about the potential lives lost and or people injured.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

They also seem to be working in a large, dark library. I wouldn't be surprised if lack of sunlight isn't an issue as well. Who knows how often she gets out.

10 months ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Iiiii... Have become comfortably numb.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's exactly what someone trying to get more piss would say

11 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

No idea who this is or what they're from, but I love the energy they're exuding here.

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, when SHE DMs a game, she can summon as many devils as she wants. Right now, we're trying to figure out how many turnips we'll need to save the kingdom from Ur'Skarth Oroslon, Scourge of the Turnip Kingdom.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds like he's saying "Guys, who ate his donuts?!" Hard to tell with his mouth full of food.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Just because you are BAD GUY doesn't mean you are bad guy." Zangief, Wreck-It Ralph 2012

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Drinks various energy drinks: Makes blood sacrifices to a pantheon of deities, praying (drinking) to whoever seems most accommodating that day. Bonus points for praying to multiple aspects (flavors) of one deity.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone give me the context for the two dads part? Like many Christians, I've never read the Bible.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But wait, there's more!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#4 Worst part of breaking up with her is they'd be off the table.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love how he's even faster once they change sides.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The duck pond.

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

On their jobs they work from home at and force everyone under them into the office.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I think it's that you insinuated that they went into great detail, which they didn't. If they had used 3 or more descriptors for the guy's body, yeah then they'd be going into greater detail. It's like calling a firetruck red and then someone saying that you must want to be a firefighter. Bit of a leap in logic.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1