TheAwkwardJizzer

109580 pts ยท May 7, 2012


I have a silly username, but I'm really a great person because I'm Batman. I will not disclose my sex because pineapples and i don't think it should matter. I plan to make you all uncomfortable. Upvotes for all! ******************************************************** Holy shit! When did I hit Glorious?! :D AND NOW A medallion and trophy!! :D Yay! new medallion! OMF! NEW ONE! IRON, Mother fucker! OMFG!!! I LOVE YOU IMGURIANS SO MUCH WITH MY ENTIRE LIFE! 1/2/13- Fame and Fortune 1/12/13- Silver fucking medallion, mother fucker 1/20/13- GGGOOOOLLLDDDD 1-28-13-IMGURITE. My Imgur life is complete :D ******************************************************** 8/26/13- Today marks a new and "final" accomplishment. I've finally made it to 100,000 reputation points. It's been amazing commenting so much, meeting people, and being apart of Imgur.

First time not having electric included in rent. Called to find out the price to get it turned on.

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It snot too far-fetched...

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Two female great tits

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Just when I think I'm smooth...

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Is it a lifestyle choice or are they born that way?

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More or less, right?

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Will you...

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Fuck me, right?

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A friend works until 5am. I made this coupon for her.

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These are my Confessions.

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SFW

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We may not get along anymore, but I'm still happy.

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I don't think the local police station thought this through...

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Tried this cash advance thing. paid it off 2 weeks early. looked at my credit score for lawls.

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Every time I'm off this happens

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Fuck.

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The Rock

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What maturity is

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A friend's take on the "mafia approaches" of banks in the U.S.

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My friend is officially the most moral person on Earth.

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Impossible or REALLY unlucky?

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Good news, everybody!

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To do list for Friday.

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Hello, I'm dyslexic.

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Not mine, but one of my favorite optical illusions.

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As someone who worked in a prison...

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My bed has attachment issues.

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Spray Day was Wednesday. The chemicals are still reactivating a little.

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I think this is what all 90s kids really mean.

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Lots of scumbag steves this week for the same event.

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In case you wanted to know.

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Apparently you can do this.

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Sex is on Fire has a new meaning.

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Just some advice.

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Pineapple.

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MRW I finally find an apartment and 10 emails, an agreement, and a date to see the place, I told about the FIVE animals that live there

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It's a male prison.

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TBH, I was pretty good

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When my hands get fresh with me while i'm trying to finish my beer.

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This is how popcorn happens.

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This is convenient...

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American Pineapple.

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Not mine, but stay safe (and alive) for 2014.

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Welp.

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Good morning, Imgur. I have something for you.

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I can't believe people are falling for it...

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Apparently I missed nothing important.

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Courtsey of my "adopted" nephew.

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I have a proficiency test that will literally dictate if I have a career after today.

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This is what I get for getting a job.

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Both are extremely nice and afforable :D

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I'm not a slowpoke, am I?

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Drinking beer.

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