TheAverageJoe

3150 pts ยท April 9, 2014


Masturbation and getting his ass wiped. Dude has to be successful. He has to pay someone to do that shit.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A group of lesbians is called....a softball team.

8 years ago | Likes 230 Dislikes 2

She's not a freak....Her boyfriend is the freak.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're on a mission from God.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see so many people without their lights on in light & heavy rain. Just because you can see, doesn't mean you can be seen.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once you start folding, it's all the same.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Back in the late 70s/early 80s, everybody did this with gum wrappers...Double Mint, Juicy Fruit, and Spearmint.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is not white privilege. This is a fucked up judicial system. Someone needs to investigate the judge and defense attorney.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She is the gymnast...He is the comedian...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Than, not then...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...we have a winner.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It just rolled up in the feed one day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In her Imgur photos...she looks a little...overdressed...as compared to her Reddit pics.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...chicken dinner.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A real man's vehicle is the Chrysler K Car. Duct Tape can fix just about anything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just because a radio talking head or SNL writer does it, doesn't make it right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You were a babe, you are a babe, you're going to be a babe. Enjoy those workouts.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Get a haircut, you bum...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this dog wipe his butt, too?...because THAT is friendship.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twitter is just a virtual room full of bullies just waiting to pounce on the next guy who utters...anything.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Designed by a committee. Built by a union.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I...I can't look away.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dolly's original was better. Whitney slaughtered it.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 7

My wife and I are both feminists, but being a man, I'm better at it.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Nose and lip studs look like huge white head zits on your face. You're welcome.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Is that...a Santa hat that soldier is wearing?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bravo, OP!...Bravo!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

11,000? Voted? For... A dead....Gorilla?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't talk the talk, walk the walk. Canada awaits. Please. Go. By all means, GO.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Bernie would have given Trump a good run, maybe even won, but the DNC thought better. If you're not happy with Trump, blame the DNC.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3