The5lacker

24002 pts · May 7, 2013


If it’s any consolation, *neither* agency is anything other than paranoid, authoritarian horseshit.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a little much for an early reader don’t you think?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How dare they sully the good name of cocaine by associating it with Donald Trump?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The City must survive!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

“MY” is the word you need to internalize to understand Conservatives. They do not believe in Rule of Law. They do not believe in consistency. They believe in exactly two things. “I should be able to do whatever I want.” “The people I hate should suffer.” That’s it. That’s the sum-total of what’s always been playing in their minds. They just don’t feel the need to hide it anymore.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The MAGA 40k nerds finally got the corpse emperor they were looking for, sounds like. He’s rotting away in front of is.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the thing I need people to understand: there is NO boundary fascists won’t cross. They are a threat to every human being living on this planet, including THEMSELVES eventually.

2 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

It’s important to remember: Fascists are just as much a threat to Fascists as they are nonFascists. They’re not just dangerously incompetent: they are a suicide cult.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wrooooong.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Order of operations. Gotta do the first to do the second to do the third.

They won’t, of course.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actual example of Chaotic Good. “Fuck societal expectations of ‘decency’, sometimes you just have to deck a motherfucker.”

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

To be fair, technicalities are the default method of curse management. Can hardly blame him or the worm for that one.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not even. “If you give infinite monkeys infinite typewriters, eventually *PEOPLE* will take a page of it and turn it into Shakespeare.”

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Well I sure am glad there wasn’t any kind of massive economic death spiral starting up *before* those tarrifs!

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Symptom, not Cause.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hell, you’ve probably been Ship of Theseused a good three, four times at this point. What is it, every seven years or so every cell in your body has been replaced?

3 months ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 0

Yeah, ‘cause he’s a Scab.

3 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

“Cranberry-Orange Latte” what is wrong with you?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The opportunity to kill innocent people is why they joined up so they’ll probably just see it as a bonus.

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We fight together, comrade!

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re totally right, brain fart on terminology there.

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To clarify for folks: when it comes to size, Weight changes by a factor of 3, strength by a factor of 2. Double size means four times strength, but eight times weight. This is why insects can list many times their body weight: they weigh very little.

4 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Great for the community, terrible for the well.

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Briefly.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’ve got bad news for you about where the debris from rocket launches tends to wind up.

5 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see what the trouble is, you’ve adopted a Formless Void. Not easily contained by mundane walls and doors. You’re gonna need either a circle of protection or a box with some catnip toys in it.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0