19747 pts · January 28, 2016
32/m/Milton Keynes, England
I’m all for the sentiment, each to their own and all that, but comparing outside masks to seatbelts is bafflingly ridiculous.
TIL there are beard waivers
What is a megamillionaire?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHABAHhahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahwhwhwhahahahahaha
Star Wars is awful and the sooner people start admitting that the sooner we can get everything back on track. We get it, you’re over 40.
That made me horny
I don’t.
I feel like 60% of Americans need immediate professional psychological intervention. And a hug.
100% Ye
Yes!
I also think this
That really tickled me
You can’t prove that.
Every president commits crimes and nothing is done. Why would Trump get different treatment? Because he’s more of a cunt?
Someone give him a bongo drum
If I had killed thousands of innocent people in countries far away I probably wouldn’t mention my peace prize too much.
It’s more the fact he jumps on the woke train then has that exposed. He’s a wishy washy hypocrite, but he’s a politician, so duh.
When is looking at imgur a productive use of your time?
Nice.
Gradually...
Jean?
That’s not his first rodeo
Two things being true at once is impossible for me to understand, could you narrow it down so I know what to be annoyed about?
We don’t know what you’re talking about.
Just went from almost crying after the post to almost shitting myself laughing at this in about half a second.
And now me. Most anxiety inducing top comment ever.
Cracked me up.
“Urgh, just say no” - Anderson probably.
Big swing, small miss. 5/7
I’m all for the sentiment, each to their own and all that, but comparing outside masks to seatbelts is bafflingly ridiculous.
TIL there are beard waivers
What is a megamillionaire?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHWHWHWHWHWHABAHhahahahahahahahahahahahahwhahwhwhwhahahahahaha
Star Wars is awful and the sooner people start admitting that the sooner we can get everything back on track. We get it, you’re over 40.
That made me horny
I don’t.
I feel like 60% of Americans need immediate professional psychological intervention. And a hug.
100% Ye
Yes!
I also think this
That really tickled me
You can’t prove that.
Every president commits crimes and nothing is done. Why would Trump get different treatment? Because he’s more of a cunt?
Someone give him a bongo drum
If I had killed thousands of innocent people in countries far away I probably wouldn’t mention my peace prize too much.
It’s more the fact he jumps on the woke train then has that exposed. He’s a wishy washy hypocrite, but he’s a politician, so duh.
When is looking at imgur a productive use of your time?
Nice.
Gradually...
Jean?
That’s not his first rodeo
Two things being true at once is impossible for me to understand, could you narrow it down so I know what to be annoyed about?
We don’t know what you’re talking about.
Just went from almost crying after the post to almost shitting myself laughing at this in about half a second.
And now me. Most anxiety inducing top comment ever.
Cracked me up.
“Urgh, just say no” - Anderson probably.
Big swing, small miss. 5/7