ThatRussian

41113 pts ยท March 7, 2014


Selfie to save you the trouble of looking through my uploads: https://imgur.com/a/NrPQv

Ooohhh. I've only seen a few futurama episodes, even though I really like it.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

("Too much ice cream"?? I am unfamiliar with this expression)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2/2 on the house because I must have looked terrified; incidentally, got another ice cream from a couple nearby b/c it was too much for them

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In Venice, the server yelled/gestured at me that they didn't have the pasta I ordered and suggested another. Brought me ice cream after 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ah. Well. Shows you how well that line would work on me in a bar...

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Oh my god I am stealing this, it is perfect.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you said "The most erotic part of a woman is her breasts", that would be, well, erotic. Boobies brings up images of four year olds.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 51

Can't agree more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sequencing DNA... growing vectors in e.coli, extracting vectors, walking across campus to sequencer... Spent majority of my time pipetting.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't stop playing 3v3. I hate 70% of my teams but I still can't stop. For that rare ecstatic feeling when you own it 1v3.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I googled her name and wow... the girl really does need mental health help. She looks terrible. And she looks proud of it.

9 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 1

You want food? No food. First you chop wood. Then make fire. Then you catch pig. Then you cook pig. Then still no food, because you too fat!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Studies showed that just walking around the couch during commercials in morbidly obese ppl drops weight and blood pressure.

9 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

DoorbyRheHouseShelf??? That's brilliant.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

BIL's dober runs laps around other dogs at the playground, while they're running at full speed. She's unbelievably fast and maneuverable.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There are many different diseases (that individually are rare, but not collectively) that can cause young strokes. I wonder what he's got.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 whole minutes?? Please. My attention span is a lot sh

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The wrestling team at my university moonlighted as bar security. After a couple incidents, nobody messed with them ever again.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Red is the colour of the "defeat" banner in Overwatch so pardon me for hating it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more stuck on the mini strokes he had? Why?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You mean my husband isn't just for opening jars and reaching items from tall shelves? Huh.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

To be honest, that upset me a bit. These ladies are scientists, why unbutton shirts for photos? I don't unbutton my shirts at work. I work.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was using a single pipette forever, killing my thumb, then my supervisor found a 10-pin pipette and it was the best day ever.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No. They had mostly those weird whole grain gluten free sugar free taste free granola cracker type of shit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was at Costco today and every isle had some sort of food promo. Unfortunately, mostly on food I don't like :(

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, snap. That one is tough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0