I know you all worship her boobs but it's her eyes that do it for me. Call me weird.
I'm a lonely guy, wuh wah
public catharsis
MRW: I saw my ex's (2 years ago) number pop up on my cell today
MRW after 10 hours, I finally got my resume and associated documents updated and submitted for a job
MRW Women's curling is back
horse cock
every now and then I just gotta get weird
hawk vs drone
what?! you little sh!t!!!!!!
the classiest way to acknowledge defeat
graphic depiction of the July 29th posts
seriously, how fat are these people?
the once a year your cat does what you want it to
it's been 8 months since he passed, but every now and then I act like I'm bending down to pet him
sometimes we all just gotta chill out and love one another
admit it, you had it coming
stop making sense
they pose like this when they've puked on your favorite shoes - they know!!!
My frustrations while watching Mary from Storage Wars
as a straight guy, MRW I got a single reply on a dating site - follow up: Yeah I screwed it up
human, come here. I must mark you as mine again.
I'm a thoughtful person with a lot of love to share, but yeah
imagine how many people this guy cut off on the freeway
I woke up with a migraine. It feels like this guy impaled the left side of my head on that spike coming out of his chest as a wake up call
proof cats are cooler than dogs
gigantic balls
as a guy, even my music tastes are forever alone
a truly hueable tragedy
this was going to be a reply to a post...that got deleted...so instead have Dean as Slave Leia for your various uses
when I haven't slept enough I turn into this guy
this kitten does not understand
"oh hello human"