ThatDamnChickenAgain

33461 pts · July 12, 2017


Auf dem See Und frische Nahrung, neues Blut Saug ich aus freier Welt: Wie ist Natur so hold und gut, Die mich am Busen hält! Die Welle wieget unsern Kahn Im Rudertakt hinauf, Und Berge, wolkig himmelan, Begegnen unserm Lauf. Aug, mein Aug, was sinkst du nieder? Goldne Träume, kommt ihr wieder? Weg, du Traum! so gold du bist: Hier auch Lieb und Leben ist. Auf der Welle blinken Tausend schwebende Sterne, Weiche Nebel trinken Rings die türmende Ferne; Morgenwind umflügelt Die beschattete Bucht, Und im See bespiegelt Sich die reifende Frucht. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Banging a hot chick AND getting rid of my toxic family? *SWIPE*

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"He's a billionaire, he can't be bought." -- Yeah, about that...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(1) The cake cared. (2) The cake is aired. (3) The cake is scared.

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Let's make a world-wide equal, no-exceptions CO2 tax.

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Unpopular opinion: Hänsel was the villain of the tale.

2 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 11

Bet he will complain about the prison food.

2 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 1

We just call it "Burg Eltz"

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Watching Erika melt away is hilarious.

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Because millenial ghosts manifest themselves as computer crashes.

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You met my wife?

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Does it count when the ineffective counsel is due to client demands?

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Gaetz is hoping for an armed insurrection, because that's the only thing that could save his neck.

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I am way too old for these newfangled positions.

3 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 1

I know he's right, but it's still TikTok.

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In a weird way, technology literacy in the upcoming generations seems to go down, since you don't have to fiddle through tons of settings to get shit to work any more.

3 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

Bonus points if you can get your sibling to ask the question with you.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also boosting the birth rates: pregnancies only take 4.5 months now.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And if he brags about his huge cock?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But we have a 5 day festival around New Year, don't we? I'm sorry if you have to work between Christmas and New Year.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Good idea, the strategy to make them all kill themselves with Ivermectin was only mildly successful.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

You just hate it 'cause it's black.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's because all those damn movie heroes were ripping that one page they were interested in from the phone book.

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It doesn't matter how stupid it is, if it evokes the right emotions.

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