ThanksSir

37895 pts · December 4, 2013


No.

Holy shit. Core memory unlocked.

7 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Happy CAKE DAY! Fuck cancer and everything it stands for. Punch it in the dick, dude.

7 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EAT IT!

7 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too, bear. What we gon’ do ‘bout it?

7 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Exactly how long I watched number 2 before I realised it wasn’t a video has informed me just how stoned I actually am.

8 months ago | Likes 217 Dislikes 1

Gotta love Grouse House.

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, I’m starting to think that he DOES have ties to Russia!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Give ‘em the ol’ half-half-whole!

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A musical masterpiece.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Truly, this was peak internet, and we just didn’t realise it.

1 year ago | Likes 574 Dislikes 2

#3

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#2

1 year ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Grim Fandango Vibes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you! It’s still with us, but still looks unwell. Just realised I forgot to say congratulations on your big healthy beautiful plant! It’s wonderful. Hope I get there someday.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My monstera, however, is quite the opposite. It started out with 3 leaves and now it has one and is wilting. Be tried everything imaginable over the past year - different spots with different conditions, more water, less water, repotting, etc. It’s just been dying slowly for 12 months. Not giving up until there’s nothing left though.

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1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Wombats just want their asses eaten by bears and foxes.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like the Bony-Eared Assfish, which was named after yo momma! (I am, so sorry).

1 year ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Someone posted a meme on here that said something along the lines of: “imagine if Reese’s cups made a moaning noise every time you took its little panties off” and now it’s all I think about when anyone mentions Reese’s.

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2 years ago | Likes 158 Dislikes 2

How very human to admire something, as it slowly dies in our hands.

2 years ago | Likes 307 Dislikes 6

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Meat!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0