TerminalInterface

2612 pts ยท September 7, 2016


ohhh, blood fart. don't get that checked out. it's normal

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they were not supposed to learn from the Germans.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

had some prick stop like this in Texas decades ago. a nighthawk 750 was not something that stops quickly. I also lived in the neighborhood and also liked it a little quiet so I would ride it quietly in 3rd gear to keep engine noise very low. anyway I side kicked the asshole and kept on my way.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what I want to do, vs what I'm trained to do may not align.

4 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

think this will work with Pinnacle vodka. "whipped Pinnacle vodka, the smoothest blend for damn near ANY mixer" . no really, it's the best damn white Russian vodka I've ever used.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

this is the kind of stuff my mom would do. it's why we never had money growing up, and I understood it. she is the only kind of landlord I look for. she's still at it in her 80s too, bigger truck than mine.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

but can she hold a conversation about almost anything. yeah kids, when the motorboating is done, are you going to have any deep discussion or are you going to slap a 100 in her hands and tell her to leave before your parents get home.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 13

there is a way to exit military service when you know it's an illegal war, anyone willing to go into this combat , will not be morned.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

almost like calling Republican women tyske ludder.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

brings back a used condom.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, the Whitehouse is already partially destroyed. we need a new house for a new age anyway. when we reset it all.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh yeah, try some of the Harry Potter jellybeans. there was one if I recall right, booger flavored.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

same issue but a cat, she was afraid I was in trouble hiding completely under the warm blankets, she kept pulling cover from my face to save me. slept on my shoulder taping my head when I tried to cover back up.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my mum wants me to visit my Arkansas family, knowing I'm not going to be quiet after ANY stupid statement.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

well fuck. is that my problem, I care?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so, who's doing it, white hat, grey hat, black hat, furry hat?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

not telling the bigoted family members to sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up with their racist shit maybe.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

put out your hand..... baaaaad girl

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

damnit, I'm old, I did see people dancing first. maybe cause I'm a tit guy

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

thanks siblings of mymomma

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, we good *mixes another drink*

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen my red hat family in Arkansas since Obama was in office, thanks trump.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

she still made THAT smile.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"would you believe, 9 inches?"

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so, they admit it?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know just the recipe

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ya ma got a wooden leg with a kickstand muthaf.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

nuttin'yahoo

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

start saying "it's morally wrong to always think about gays if you are not gay, right then, do you have something you are trying to say, we are all accepting here"

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, I drilled it this weekend, it is near impossible to get it to stop patronizing me and stick to the facts, I have a username that is 35 years old, but it still gets so much wrong (good for obscurity I guess), or keeps highlighting one event in my life. hey, everyone likes paise about themself, but it's too the point where AI is trying to get in my pants.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0