TerafloppinDatP

3116 pts ยท September 26, 2017


could actually train your shit animals like proper service dogs, it wouldn't be a problem, but you all SUCK AT IT. Comes with being a beta?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Because he should be able to get on a plane without having some spineless ESA piece of shit wreck a 5 hour flight. If you worthless fucks

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's how poor people do beaches duh

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 11

Even top scientists have no idea how they work!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Top 10 in all of human achievements where you almost die

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"My needs for this ESA are more important than your kid's dog allergy and fear." Fucking weak ass selfish fuckers.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 13

Hey Shaows when was your last desk pop?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Straight up evil. I'd be the guy who shot up his platoon over this kind of shit.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

90% sure the I Sharted is intentional, right?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A perfect example of the overlap of piety and ignorance. "I can't explain this. Must be divine!"

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Damn! The fucking *crushing* part. I just did not know that was going to be a thing. I still have a tooth crushing phobia 25 years later.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If y'all think this surgery is simple la-dee-da while you're under you got another thing coming. It is fucking medieval.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I woke from anaesthesia to the sound of my impacted wisdom teeth being crushed by the oral surgeon's pliers. Ah, memories.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hot sex foreshadowing

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

"Harry took his tumescent dick out of Ron's mouth and pressed it - his dick - against Hermione's puckery asshole." Omg it totally works!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

What a pelvis amirite??

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stunning!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you shitting me, the i8 has a goddamn surrogate engine noise maker

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

They still got Figment as the mascot??

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just woke up to the fact this is 0% about life and 100% about controlling women. Always thought it was a little about babies but nope.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nah you just upgraded to Thai Style

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. I spent a lot of time playing mecromancer with an anarchy build so I'm into the close quarters chaos for sure

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ladies, ladies, ladies, don't worry about the hands. What you really to fret over, is my filthy glans.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Instead of buying bl1 goty enhanced I've decided to start my first Krieg play through on 2. Haven't played for years.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

999 times out of 1,000 you can get away without running the bilge fan but now I feel vindicated for a childhood of wasted minutes

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was trapped in my meager room in Thailand by a 6" centipede that refused to budge. Scared me to death.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The equivalent of jazzing up jerking off with a belt around your neck

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually did not have fun with this fact.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I got that in so many dumps (!) today I thought it was a meme. Including a collection of pranks. Now I know it was an ad, thanks!

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0