3116 pts ยท September 26, 2017
could actually train your shit animals like proper service dogs, it wouldn't be a problem, but you all SUCK AT IT. Comes with being a beta?
Because he should be able to get on a plane without having some spineless ESA piece of shit wreck a 5 hour flight. If you worthless fucks
That's how poor people do beaches duh
Even top scientists have no idea how they work!
Top 10 in all of human achievements where you almost die
"My needs for this ESA are more important than your kid's dog allergy and fear." Fucking weak ass selfish fuckers.
Hey Shaows when was your last desk pop?
Straight up evil. I'd be the guy who shot up his platoon over this kind of shit.
90% sure the I Sharted is intentional, right?
A perfect example of the overlap of piety and ignorance. "I can't explain this. Must be divine!"
Damn! The fucking *crushing* part. I just did not know that was going to be a thing. I still have a tooth crushing phobia 25 years later.
If y'all think this surgery is simple la-dee-da while you're under you got another thing coming. It is fucking medieval.
I woke from anaesthesia to the sound of my impacted wisdom teeth being crushed by the oral surgeon's pliers. Ah, memories.
Hot sex foreshadowing
"Harry took his tumescent dick out of Ron's mouth and pressed it - his dick - against Hermione's puckery asshole." Omg it totally works!
What a pelvis amirite??
Stunning!
Are you shitting me, the i8 has a goddamn surrogate engine noise maker
They still got Figment as the mascot??
I just woke up to the fact this is 0% about life and 100% about controlling women. Always thought it was a little about babies but nope.
Nah you just upgraded to Thai Style
Nice. I spent a lot of time playing mecromancer with an anarchy build so I'm into the close quarters chaos for sure
Ladies, ladies, ladies, don't worry about the hands. What you really to fret over, is my filthy glans.
Instead of buying bl1 goty enhanced I've decided to start my first Krieg play through on 2. Haven't played for years.
Thank!
999 times out of 1,000 you can get away without running the bilge fan but now I feel vindicated for a childhood of wasted minutes
I was trapped in my meager room in Thailand by a 6" centipede that refused to budge. Scared me to death.
The equivalent of jazzing up jerking off with a belt around your neck
I actually did not have fun with this fact.
I got that in so many dumps (!) today I thought it was a meme. Including a collection of pranks. Now I know it was an ad, thanks!
could actually train your shit animals like proper service dogs, it wouldn't be a problem, but you all SUCK AT IT. Comes with being a beta?
Because he should be able to get on a plane without having some spineless ESA piece of shit wreck a 5 hour flight. If you worthless fucks
That's how poor people do beaches duh
Even top scientists have no idea how they work!
Top 10 in all of human achievements where you almost die
"My needs for this ESA are more important than your kid's dog allergy and fear." Fucking weak ass selfish fuckers.
Hey Shaows when was your last desk pop?
Straight up evil. I'd be the guy who shot up his platoon over this kind of shit.
90% sure the I Sharted is intentional, right?
A perfect example of the overlap of piety and ignorance. "I can't explain this. Must be divine!"
Damn! The fucking *crushing* part. I just did not know that was going to be a thing. I still have a tooth crushing phobia 25 years later.
If y'all think this surgery is simple la-dee-da while you're under you got another thing coming. It is fucking medieval.
I woke from anaesthesia to the sound of my impacted wisdom teeth being crushed by the oral surgeon's pliers. Ah, memories.
Hot sex foreshadowing
"Harry took his tumescent dick out of Ron's mouth and pressed it - his dick - against Hermione's puckery asshole." Omg it totally works!
What a pelvis amirite??
Stunning!
Are you shitting me, the i8 has a goddamn surrogate engine noise maker
They still got Figment as the mascot??
I just woke up to the fact this is 0% about life and 100% about controlling women. Always thought it was a little about babies but nope.
Nah you just upgraded to Thai Style
Nice. I spent a lot of time playing mecromancer with an anarchy build so I'm into the close quarters chaos for sure
Ladies, ladies, ladies, don't worry about the hands. What you really to fret over, is my filthy glans.
Instead of buying bl1 goty enhanced I've decided to start my first Krieg play through on 2. Haven't played for years.
Thank!
999 times out of 1,000 you can get away without running the bilge fan but now I feel vindicated for a childhood of wasted minutes
I was trapped in my meager room in Thailand by a 6" centipede that refused to budge. Scared me to death.
The equivalent of jazzing up jerking off with a belt around your neck
I actually did not have fun with this fact.
I got that in so many dumps (!) today I thought it was a meme. Including a collection of pranks. Now I know it was an ad, thanks!