It has come to my attention and is now a matter of utmost importance that I must inform you that the soul purpose and true nature of this spiel is to mislead you into thinking I will write something of value but it is actually pointless and you read it for no reason without gaining anything.
Happy cakeday! http://imgur.com/gwdHpqo
Thanks cunt
"Nobody's dick is that long, not even Long Dick Johnson" - Rose of Sharon Cassidy
I desperately want a gecko now.
I'd recommended Hollow knight or perhaps Hollow Knight.
Gitcha swatters er!
Some old bloke in Australia had a white pointer jump in his boat, so this seems plausible.
Internet speed will be the biggest shock
Use tomato sauce or your tongue will be comatose.
I can make frozen pizza.
It's Australia, we use boomerangs to enforce the law.
Haven't read 2035 yet, but I'm quite sure the plot follows Artyom again.
You should read the books if you haven't already.
I don't know but I'm glad it's home
"Everyone's got limits" - Roach
Skyrim with basic mods edition
We have hardly any deadly mammals, why does everyone freak out about our wildlife?
Aha, exercise, long run.
Yeah, him making an Avatar movie would really piss off the fans, really, PISS THEM OFF.
Mass starvation was just a goof.
TIL all botanists are Earth benders