Teasers

10251 pts ยท September 16, 2012


Whatever you do, don't look at my favorites.

I bought what I assumed was a koala from a back alley pet peddler. It turned out to be a drop bear and I am forever scarred from the attack.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talking dirty during sex would he difficult

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The person 2 comments before said that the gif didn't match the picture.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be the same person, but she has a belt on her shoulder on the behind picture.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shower sex is difficult. Standing on tippy toes to be the right height for entry on the slippery tile is scary.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless like humans nails grow faster when pregnant.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Hawaiian good luck sign.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We haven't see the contract if there was one. Maybe they have a no liability little bit in there.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

My boyfriend and i have a male cat, he still calls Ragnar 'she'.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would like 3 cow, 2 goat, some chickens with coop.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too many wild animals on meth nowadays.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But I mean Pocahontas wasn't a naked 12 year old girl running around in the first one, but I can see how that would have issues.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do not go to Jamestown on a muggy day. Your ass will be flooded and you will not have a good time.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But he has great teeth.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Taking my jeans off when I get home.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to play with it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Game developers need to start creating main female characters with a variety of body types.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

It's not the fact that it's unrealistic it's that many women do not have that body type and it's not good for self esteem.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

I frequently travel back in time to purchase slaves.

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

I'll stick to my dirt holes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A douchebag named onision once owned a turtle. He put it under a plastic tub in the sun and it died. "It's a desert tortoise it likes heat."

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I just felt really bad and my coworkers made me feel worse.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went the next morning to the Jimmy Johns and gave the driver $20. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of the young naive me who had to order Jimmy Johns for my coworkers. I didn't know you had to leave a tip for deliveries 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell your geologist parent to get you a car seat. That is ridiculously unsafe. You may meet the weight requirement, but not the height.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please no.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the beginning he seemed so unsure. Now he's so happy.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Leader asks for more dots

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well its fucking awful.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to do squats now.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0