Teasaurus

404562 pts ยท July 29, 2017


So this is my bio... yep. Nothing much to see here, other than this message that I'm typing some time in the past relative to when you're viewing it. Crazy how time works. I can type anything here, and like magic, it'll appear in the future for your beautiful eyes to gaze upon, regardless of when that is for you. My future is your present, and this pointless bio is my present to you, future person. Say hi to future me if you get the chance.

Whoops, sorry for the late reply, yes you absolutely may DM me :3

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not quite confident enough for that this year, maybe next year :3

Everyone else looks so nice tho, and I'm sure all of us that aren't posting also look great, even if we can't see it ourselves.

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

One of the few movies I've seen where I was genuinely left wanting more at the end. I was literally sitting there like "no, surely it's not over yet, I'm not ready..."

Absolutely beautiful movie in all aspects.

9 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Because it's AI generated slop, to be expected from these kind of people tbh.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They do not move in herds, as they are solid-tary creatures.

11 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 1

#43 How DARE you show us the most fucking awesome shirt to ever exist THREE DAYS after it is no longer available.

The nerve.

For shame.

Perchance.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Transter

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well said <3

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You can't pull them off if you never put them on, my friend.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I only just recently (finally) clocked myself as enby/genderfluid, and I've been wondering to what extent that might relate to being trans, if at all. Good to know it's kinda up to the individual to decide that for themselves.

Also I'm stealing #22

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I really want to know how many times umbrella guy ate dirt during this shoot. No way shovel guy was 100% accurate.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Absolutely and unequivocally valid. I've been feeling that kinda way recently myself tbh. Not sure if I'll ever do anything about it but for now it's nice to know I'm not alone.

Regardless of what kind of day it is for you, you're the best BiNorwayEntity on this site, and if anyone says otherwise, I'll downvote them SO hard.

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I was trying to make a joke that removing the location name from "champagne" results in " " (because the name is the location) but I guess the joke wasn't received well. Or at all.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Merge it into Oklahoma and rename it to Greatlahoma

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, just like how in the champagne region of France they just call it

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaand that one's going in the ol' reaction images folder

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#55 Fairytale of New York mentioned, absolute peak Christmas music

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is Lorem Ipsum, most likely used as a placeholder to see how the text would look on the site before they had the actual quote, but it was never changed.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You better. I would die for them. Or kill for them. Point is somebody is dying for these camelfrogs.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It really isn't that much of an issue unless you're sliding your mouse all over your desk like you're washing a window. Proper cable management makes it a non issue in most cases.

My biggest reason for never using a wireless mouse or keyboard is that I simply cannot tolerate the extra input delay that comes with using wireless periphery.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

#16 this is me but also for getting BACK into things. Like Monster Hunter. And Warframe. And watching anime. And archery. And reading. And...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Draw her sprinkling some paprika onto a cherry.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Delirious compliance is.. uh, what were we talking about?

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Anus Georg is an outlier that should not have been counted.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Idk if she thought she was being the "cool adult" letting kids play with dangerous shit, or if there was some other motive there. What makes it weirder tho is it was always the same group of 4-5 kids and she never really did anything else along the lines of encouraging dangerous activities. Really just super weird. Idk.

2 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid I went to a daycare place after school, one of the younger adults that worked there would occasionally take me and a few others up into the upper floor/attic area and had us take turns touching exposed electrical wiring.

At the time I was like "haha funny zappy feeling" but looking back I really have no clue what the fuck was wrong with that lady, that was incredibly unsafe and irresponsible.

2 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 1

I'm assuming their father had them start the process for homemade alcohol. Alcohol which their father then consumed and went on to do alcoholic father things.

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Damn you got a point. What kinda ramshackle advice have I been listening to?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#29 I legit said to myself "it's a lot easier to just use the voices in your head" and then I read the text at the bottom and felt very validated.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A woman died from a severe allergic reaction while at a Disney park restaurant due to the presumed ineptitude of the chefs, the husband tried to sue Disney for the wrongful death, and Disney basically retorted with "well you bought Disney Plus" and tried to have the case thrown out.

2 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0