My tenth.
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4
719
Hawks fans understand.
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5
1299
You’re killing me smalls.
98
7
2650
MRW I steal a bike after a nipple transplant.
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81
85793
But these were my personal burgers.
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7
1010
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1
1023
MRW I get new clothes for Christmas from the in laws.
8
0
403
MRW I wanna sleep in but smell breakfast.
16
2
883
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57
27
1271
MRW I fart and the guy next to me gets blamed for it.
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4
1426
MRW I go to the club after working out shoulders for too long.
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4
1351
When you have to pretend you’re in a good mood at work.
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9
2459
When your post ends in usersub after two upvotes.
38
8
822
When I take a day off of work.
69
16
2006
Truth.
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86041
When you get a chance to be on TV.
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5
592
When you’re just a squirrel looking for a nut.
1639
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87547
MRW I get five stars on GTA.
17
2
755
Goose vs. Gorilla
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4
1326
What is drunk?
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84222
So true.
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2
1044
MRW I’m told to evacuate but my trailer is all I have.
34
4
1363
MRW my buddies ask what I want to do at the beach today.
9
6
588
MFW I’m sitting through freshman orientation as a vet.
24
7
871
MRW my boss says to look happier at work.
32
8
1615
MRW I’m taking damage and my teammate takes off without me.
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6
3807
When grandma puts raisins in your cookies.
5
3
451
MRW I’m shit faced and the bouncers won’t let me back in the bar.
3
1
313
MRW the match is about to end as soon as I join multiplayer.
31
3
1580
MRW the DMV lady tells me to smile.
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11
1002
MRW my roommate asks if I want to blaze and watch MXC.
16
6
683
Truth.
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8
1214
MRW my buddy asks if I’ve seen his half smoked blunt from the other day.
22
10
889
Frig Off.
4
3
294
My favorite gif
27
8
1179
Stealing drones
44
9
1472
Lionel Messi.
27
3
1113
MRW my roommates say they haven’t seen Predator.
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11
1524
That’s greasy Phil.
33
14
1460
MRW I get a .75 cent raise at work.
1721
106
113640
There’s nothing wrong with VLTs and getting drunk.
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8
971
Jerry Jones watching the post season like
10
0
444
When you realize you’ve made a huge mistake.
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165
106815
When the shitters clogged at the Christmas party.
22
5
985
Hear the glass. Hide your ass.
1
2
143
MRW I drive past my work on my day off.
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10
3172
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720
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55205
MRW bath towels are half off at Macy's
6
8
471
Yup.
6
2
382
MRW I blow all my money at the casino.
14
4
932
MRW I don't get picked for a random drug test at work.
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9
4195
MRW my platoon Sgt calls for a working party.
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4
935
I mean no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.
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10
1897
MRW someone asks if I'm stoned.
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2
528